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Sil Dorsett Installed as Advocate General, But He’s Not Advocating for You
By Greitbart News Division
Sil Dorsett, known across Greitbart’s newsroom as “Dodgy Dorsett” or “Sleepy Sil”, has been installed, not appointed, as Advocate General. And within minutes of the announcement, one thing became obvious:
Sleepy Sil loves giving Pallaith a kiss
This man isn’t advocating for the Delegate. He isn’t advocating for the region.
He’s advocating for something else entirely.
Dorsett is the ultimate insider’s insider. Administrator. Roleplay moderator. Former justice. Former Vice Delegate. A man who has been everywhere and answered to no one. Where was he on 9/11? Nobody knows. What is his relationship with jihadist @Pallaith Mamdani? Dont go there - our editor warned.
He is a man who talks about transparency but operates in the shadows. A man who claims to support stability while quietly defending torture and the deployment of bots.
His bot Madeline is everywhere. Always watching. Listening. Reporting to her master. Still mindless residents are brainwashed into filling her coffers with gambling revenue. She pays them back a pittance on !payday.
Just like Madeline, Sil Dorsett is not someone who protects institutions.
This is someone who captures them.
Even top officials cannot hide their unease. But some are using it to their advantage.
Speaker Foske: nobody believes the nice guy act, we know what you’re up to - Greitbart
When pressed for comment, Speaker of the Regional Assembly @Foskeburg slipped up in a moment of unusual candor. Trying to sound neutral, he said, “Look, Sil’s appointment… well, let’s just say it’s going to make things a lot smoother for me in the Assembly. If he’s in that role, it means fewer people getting in the way of what I’m trying to do. Some positions are… strategically useful, you know?”
He quickly tried to walk it back, adding, “It’s good for the region, obviously. Obviously.”
Exactly.
North East Somerset: TNP has a right to defend itself
From the Election Commission, longstanding TNPer, mitochondria expert, and pig farmer NES delivered the clearest warning yet, and it should send shivers down the spine of every nation that cares about sovereignty. NES told Greitbart, “The North Pacific has a right to defend itself. Anytime Sil Dorsett gets near influence, the region should be asking tough questions. His past loyalties, his connections, his history, it all raises red flags. I’m worried about him influencing the region on behalf of imperialist groups.”
Imperialist groups.
Not our allies.
Not our partners.
Groups that want to control us.
@North East Somerset said the quiet part out loud because someone had to.
And when we reached out to whoever (nobody knows) is the Minister of Foreign Affairs for a comment, they had nothing to say. Not even whoever that person is was willing to protect our delegate from dangerous Dorsett.
Nobody knows.
Nobody is in charge.
Nobody is watching what Sil is doing.
That should terrify every citizen of The North Pacific.
This is how it happens.
A quiet bureaucrat.
A background figure.
A soft voice with sharp instincts.
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All the hallmarks of someone who will get away with anything. “It's like catching smoke. It's like catching smoke with your bare hands”. He will continue to slip through institutions like smoke, reshaping them before anyone even realizes what is happening.
Sleepy Sil does not rise to power.
He infiltrates it.
Foreign interests love people like that.
Imperialists adore them.
People who want to hollow out a region from the inside?
They depend on them.
With this appointment, one truth has become painfully clear.
The North Pacific must defend itself, not from distant threats, not from faceless enemies abroad, but from the quiet operators inside our own walls.
@Sil Dorsett may be calling himself Advocate General today.
But the only real question is?
Advocate for whom?
Because it is definitely not you.
