Don't stop moving until the music stops

What's up y'all? Welcome to musical chairs, the Culture Department's terms long game of gaslighting and girlbossing. I'd like to thank all our fine competitors for their work so far and wish them luck in their future endeavours.

As the music keeps playing and we all wander around the room looking for a chair to target when it does stop, I'll just lay out what I think are other things the Culture department can do for the rest of the term

• Remember newspapers? I know I do! Help me i'm so old Well TNP has one (or is it two?)! And we want to get some articles out for it this term. I'm sure you'll find a TNS being given away for free in a subway station near you very soon.
• There's a day. It's called Thursday. It fits with another word called Theme. It's the TH sound, y'know? Theme Thursdays will be back with a vengeance with the winner getting to decide my discord avatar or nation's flag, and maybe some other prizes. Also it's friday but that's doesn't matter BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE STARTS RIGHT NOW. It's animals. Go find your best bunnies, doggos and frogs to impress the region.
• "Oh radio tell me everything you know" Woo Woo Woo you kno-wait that's not Zack Ryder, that's the NBS. We'll do a radio show. I'm telling you, we'll do one. At least one.
• OTHER THINGS. I might not even know what they are (or do I?). And if you've got an idea, come to me and we'll discuss it.

There's othe-The music abruptly stops and in the melee, @St George is knocked onto a chair.

Well shit. I didn't actually expect to be here.