Greitbart: Breaking News: Gorundu and Robespierre tie the knot in steamy ceremony

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Breaking News: Gorundu and Robespierre tie the knot in steamy ceremony

In the bustling streets of Magicality City, where dreams seemed to dance among the stars, an unexpected love story unfolded between two unlikely souls: Gorundu, a former Delegate of The North Pacific recently released from prison and living in political exile, and Private Robespierre, known for his endearing yet baffling moments of cluelessness. While many may have seen the critical exchanges and snark betweeen the pair, what few realise is this is actually a sign of love and affection.

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Mr Perfectly Fine (Gorundu) always had a thing for white women

As Gorundu wandered through the bustling streets, his gaze caught the sight of Robespierre, clumsily tripping over her own feet while attempting to navigate the crowded thoroughfare. Despite her awkward demeanor, there was a certain charm about Robespierre that Gorundu couldn't ignore. With a lopsided grin, he offered a hand to help the bewildered soldier to her feet.

Their first encounter led to many more, each filled with laughter, shared stories, and unexpected moments of tenderness. Despite their differences, Gorundu and Robespierre found solace in each other's company, their bond growing stronger with each passing day.

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Budding romance - even a hate obsession can lead to love if Robespierre’s songs are to be believed

However, their budding romance faced its share of challenges. Robespierre's penchant for peculiar antics often led to mishaps, much to Gorundu's amusement and exasperation. Yet, amidst the chaos, their love only seemed to deepen, transcending the boundaries of logic and reason.

Their love story captured the attention of the entire city, with whispers of disbelief and astonishment echoing through the streets. Even Fregerson, the former Minister of Whatever, couldn't help but express his surprise at the unlikely pairing.

"Love knows no boundaries, not even in the whimsical realm of Magicality City," remarked @Fregerson , reflecting on the unexpected romance between Gorundu and Private Robespierre. "I must admit, I was shocked by their love story. I always thought Robespierre was more likely to end up with Bobberino, given their mutual connection over poo poo pee pee jokes. But I suppose love has a way of surprising us all, even in the most unlikely of circumstances."

As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting a warm glow over the enchanting streets of Magicality City, Gorundu and Private Robespierre exchanged vows in a ceremony officiated by none other than St George Soros himself. The esteemed celebrant's presence lent an air of grandeur to the occasion, as guests gathered to witness the union of two souls bound by love.

The wedding festivities lasted a staggering 17 hours, with Robespierre's bride speech taking up most of the time. Clutching the microphone with trembling hands, Robespierre poured out her heart in a heartfelt and surprisingly eloquent ode to Gorundu, leaving not an awake eye in the audience.

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Bobberino as the flower boy at the wedding

Amidst the jubilant celebrations, Bobberino, the mischievous flower boy, delighted in his role, gleefully tossing pee pee and poo poo on unsuspecting onlookers. His antics added a whimsical touch to the affair, eliciting laughter and joy from all who bore witness to the festivities.

Despite the length and occasional chaos of the wedding, @Gorundu and @Robespierre remained resolute in their love for each other, their bond only growing stronger with each passing moment. As the stars twinkled overhead, casting their gentle light upon the newlyweds, one thing was certain: in the magical realm of Magicality City, love truly knew no bounds.

Despite the skeptics and naysayers, Gorundu and Robespierre remained steadfast in their affection for one another, proving that true love knows no bounds, not even in a city as enchanting and unpredictable as Magicality City.
 
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