The New New Party

Shall the name of this party be the New New Party?


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Lord Nwahs

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Noting with great regret the dormant state that the once-great party in The North Pacific, known as The New Party, which was once known far and wide for its great defense of Meerkat-speech and anti-partisan partying, has fell into, and in the spirit of revival of silliness in TNP politics and promotion of general ignorance of the Constibillocode, I, Secretary-General Lord Nwahs of the dormant New Party, motion that a new party, henceforth known as the New New Party, shall be formed!

What is the New New Party?

Tentative Symbol of the New New Party: a meerkat with sunglasses. Very clearly and badly AI-generated.
The broad ethos of the New New Party [name to be confirmed] is similar to the dormant New Party - no constitution and no manifestos! No endorsements, no actual political substance, just general fun-havery. Membership shall be handled for now by Secretary-General Lord Nwahs - one only needs to answer the age-old question:

What does the meerkat say? [Note: the parameters governing what constitutes a "valid answer" are practically non-existent]

To avoid issues with succession that plagued the dormant New Party after the prior demise of Lord Nwahs and inactivity of other senior party members, a council will be formed in due course with trusted members to carry on the duties of the Secretary-General when he inevitably disappears again. In times of no succession crises, the Party Council shall be tasked with inspiring a spirit of do-nothingness, actual partying, and vacuous opinion-not-having throughout The North Pacific!


Party Member List:

Lord Nwahs
Cloud
St George
Neptune
Halsoni
Lionsmeow
Caius
Gorundu
NutmegTheSquirrel
AttemptedSocialism
Murias
Sawenia
Skaraborg
Chipoli
Matzerati
Osk!ebot
ʞɐʇʎɐɹdɐ
Gavirel
Petronellania
AraFuttio
Maurnindaia
McMasterdonia
Sanjurika
Plembobria
Comfed
epico

Party Council:
Secretary-General: Lord Nwahs
Honorary Chairperson-for-life: McMasterdonia
Chairperson: Halsoni
Vice-Chairperson: Caius
Treasurer: Neptune
Official Cat: Lionsmeow
Strategic Partyist: NutmegTheSquirrel
Councillors without Portfolio (for now): Gorundu
Spelling Chief: Osk!ebot
Commissioner of Football and other Balls: Sawenia
Chief Spammer: Petronellania
French Ambassador: Maurnindaia
Party Jon: Sanjurika
Supreme Councillor of the Supreme Council of Councils: Plembobria
Minister of Numbers: ʞɐʇʎɐɹdɐ
Minister of Propaganda: Cloud
Minister of Prisons: Comfed
Office Manager: Matzerati
Party Mountain: epico

Party Discord Link: https://discord.gg/TjGx9jtwzF
 
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(Serious hat on: this is not a spamming-designated area of the forum, let's tone it down, bring it to profile posts if need be)

Serious hat off:
Ah a test do you mean

As Spelling Cheif your Duty is to ensure spelling is Consistent?
Close enough!
 
can i be Commisioner
If it was me I would love for you to be apart of the team however the Current Secretary general, @Lord Nwahs needs to approve.
But for Lord Nwahs to approve you need to find the answer of What does the Meerkat say!.
 
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Football Game The New New Party(TNNP)
Commisomer Of Football
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Nation:
Do you love cats?
Number:
As Commisioner Of Football,I now declare that we will have football training daily.

“Go Crazy!”-@Lord Nwahs
 
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can i be Commisioner
Already done! Please bring balls to the next Party Meeting on 31st February.
@Lord Nwahs may I make somthing about the Rules on the Forum.
We are pretty much anti-manifesto, so less rules more partying please!
I fancy a party myself.
And a party you shall get!

:drinkingsong:
(Once again, I must warn fellow Party members to avoid spamming too many posts in a row - some other parties have had their threads locked for excessive spamming! Very uncool and un-meerkat-like! Party responsibly :spin:)
 
Do you support the Kasto Army?
Kasto is/was the leader of a party of some repute - and I have heard that he had/has quite the reputation for fun-havery!

But he had opinions - and this party is anti-opinions. :whistle:

(Welcome to the party anyway, Gavriel!)
 
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damn this party looks hella cool how do i join
I usually add just about anyone tbh if they interact with this thread lol/they ask :P

So welcome, Maurnindaia! You'll be our French Ambassador (I don't actually know if that's what the [fr] stands for, so if you don't actually speak french... oh boy)

What do French meerkats say?
 
damn this party looks hella cool how do i join
Welcome New Members:

@Maurnindaia [fr]

Hope you Enjoy the Party.

I usually add just about anyone tbh if they interact with this thread lol/they ask :P

So welcome, Maurnindaia! You'll be our French Ambassador (I don't actually know if that's what the [fr] stands for, so if you don't actually speak french... oh boy)

What do French meerkats say?
As the Spelling Cheif I can Assure you that Fr means "For real"
 
I usually add just about anyone tbh if they interact with this thread lol/they ask :P

So welcome, Maurnindaia! You'll be our French Ambassador (I don't actually know if that's what the [fr] stands for, so if you don't actually speak french... oh boy)

What do French meerkats say?
It's possible that French meerkats say "bonjour"
 
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