2:03 pm Býkonsviði Standard Time (5:03 PM Justosian Time)
Býkonsviði, Prydania
The sound of gunshots and the smell of smoke filled the air as Tobias took aim down range, firing.
Hymir Giæver waited for a moment before taking a shot himself at his own target.
"That's what People's Militia training accounts for?" Tobias said with a chuckle. No, he hadn't managed a perfect bullseye, but his shot had hit more of the central target than Hymir's did.
"It's the air," Hymir replied.
"The air pressure is throwing me off."
"It's an indoor range!"
"You'd be surprised," Hymir replied with a chuckle.
Tobias looked down the range at the paper targets. It may have seemed weird, growing up around war. Guns should be the last thing he'd want to see. But he actually found hunting and shooting very calming. Very likely he appreciated the art and skill involved when it wasn't another person at the other end of the gun.
"I could stand to get better myself," Tobias replied.
"Would you be up for a hunting trip to Skógurheorot*? One last one before the fall?"
"Tempting but I need to be back at work. This trip here? It's the last of my vacation days until Christmas."
"You know that's not a problem."
Hymir smiled and shook his head.
"You really can't pull off the string puller role you know that?"
"Oh?" Tobias asked chuckling as he unloaded his rifle and began packing it away.
"You wear 'abuser of privilege' about as well I wear 'using a friend to get favours,' which isn't well at all."
Tobias blushed a bit at that. He had actually felt embarrassed suggesting it, but Hymir was his friend.
"Well forget I said anything then," he answered.
"This is your last night here on your vacation? Join us for dinner."
"Now that I will take you up on," Hymir replied as he finished packing his own rifle.
"Aly and the kids will love to see you," Tobias added, opening the door to exit Absalonhöll's* firing range.
"I'm looking forward to seeing them. Bladr and Hael are so big now."
"Three in a month. Jesús time just has no meaning," Tobias muttered.
"Fifteen years of war seemed like an eternity, six years of peace feel like one."
Tobias sighed and shrugged.
"Oh well. How're things on your end? Your brother and sister are doing ok?"
"Já," Hymir replied.
"Geiri is finishing up high school."
"Holy hell," Tobias chuckled. Geiri was still that twelve year old kid he'd brought Christmas presents to five years back.
"And Auðbjörg is enjoying university?"
"She's doing very well actually. Never pegged her for an academic, did you?"
"You'd be lying if you did yourself," Tobias replied jokingly as they entered the main study of the Royal palace.
"Já she's going to make Dean's List," Hymir added, beaming with pride at his younger sister.
"And she loves Haland."
"Austurland is lovely, 'course she does," Tobias replied with a chuckle, as he leaned into his Austurlander accent just a bit there.
Hymir chuckled at that as he took a seat and Tobias went to make drinks. He was enjoying himself. Every one of his close friends was busy it seemed. But Hymir being here, it was nice. He was pouring two glasses of brennivín when he asked a followup question.
"How's your mother?"
"She's doing well," Hymir replied.
"She's not going to know what to do with herself when Geiri moves out in a year. I've gotta be a dutiful son and keep her company when everyone else is gone."
"Heh," Tobias replied. He knew what that meant. Hymir was staying put in Dofrar.
"Meet anyone? Any cute girls?"
"Oh so now you're going to start doing mama's thing to me?" Hymir laughed.
"Just curious!" Tobias replied as he sat down next to his friend and handed him a glass.
"Or cute boys, you know, whatever."
"I just haven't found anyone, I donno. It is what it is."
Tobias truly, honestly, didn't get that. But his own love life was...complicated. The first girl he'd ever loved died during the war. Gone one moment. Forever. And then Aly, Aly helped him through that. She made him feel safe. And loved. She gave him a reason to feel good when it seemed like everyone he cared about went away.
He loved his wife, but he never had a proper healthy dating life.
"I guess..." he began, "just trust you will. You're a good guy. You'll find someone."
"Danke. Now you gonna pester me like an old grandma or can we get to it?"
Tobias chuckled and held his glass up.
"Ralt!"
"Ralt!"
The two drank when...
"Herra Giæver... Your Majesty."
Tobias looked up. It was Elo Daugaard, the Steward of the Royal Household.
"Elo?"
"I don't mean to interrupt," Elo began, "but there's a message. It's arrived from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs."
"For me?" Tobias asked, holding the glass of brennivín in one hand and pointing to himself with his other.
"Já, Your Majesty."
"I mean, I can see it here? Or is this one of those things where if Hymir finds out about it we have to kill him or swear him to secrecy?"
Hymir chuckled and sipped his drink.
"It's nothing like that," Elo replied as he entered the study, and handed Tobias the letter. It was the sort of letter Tobias had gotten familiar with over the past six years. Thick, elaborate, expensive cardstock. The sorts used by heads of state. He turned it over. There was always a seal or coat of arms and yes... there it was. Three fleur de lis under a crowned eagle."
"Justosia?" he asked, not to either Elo or Hymir. More rhetorically. He opened the letter and breathed a sigh of relief. It was in Mercanti. He knew that. He began to read, mouthing the words as he did.
"King Carlos III of Justosia wants to meet me."
"Herra Högh has already contacted the Justosian foreign minister," Elo said, referring to Sören Högh, the Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Foreign Affairs.
"King Carlos wishes to know if such a meeting could be in Justosia or here."
Tobias smiled a bit.
"If he comes here, will he freeze?"
Elo was a serious man, one to rarely crack a smile. He was perhaps the only man alive who truly appreciated Stig Eiderwig*, but that did make him smile. It was a common sentiment that southerners found the north chilly.
"But in all seriousness..." Tobias paused. He'd met his fair share of foreign leaders and dignitaries since the end of the Civil War and his coronation. It never really got old. The world was endlessly fascinating to him. He looked over at Hymir and smiled meekly. He felt for him. Hymir was a former Syndicalist. Did this sort of overt royal procedure make him uncomfortable? Tobias hoped not. He returned his attention to Elo.
"In all seriousness," he repeated, "you can have Herra Högh pass along to his Justosian counterpart that I would be honoured to host King Carlos here in Býkonsviði, if he'd like to make the trip."
"I'll pass it along, Your Majesty. Herra Giæver," Elo gave both a nod and turned to leave. Hymir waited until Elo was gone before he offered an observation.
"I still don't think he likes me."
"Elo's Elo. The more stiff he is with you the more he likes you. You're fine."
"You're just saying that."
"Nah, I'd tell you if he hated you," Tobias replied, sitting backwards in a chair across from the couch Hymir was sitting on, sipping his drink.
"Well danke," Hymir sighed.
"So you're meeting another King?"
"Seems like it. You know... being a King... you really don't have much say in things."
"Oh? You don't want to meet this King Carlos?"
"What? No. Of course I do. It's always a good thing to meet representatives from other countries. And meeting new people is fun, anyway. But like... I didn't exactly have a choice one way or another."
"Seems pointless to bring up if you want to do it anyway."
"Eh, I just find it really funny."
"Well what do you know about Justosia?"
"Not much. Kian is kind of a weak spot for me," Tobias admitted.
"But the ÖSU* always has a dossier for this sort of thing."
"I'd do some reading beyond Hveiti's* writeup," Hymir suggested.
"Justosia is... a really proud country."
"And we're not?"
"I mean they take Royal protocol very seriously."
"Oh," Tobias muttered. That was true. He'd broken that... well... a lot. Usually he did it when he knew he could get away with it. Like with the
Esþthursians.
"And you're you. But it would maybe... be best if you did it all by the book?"
"I can do that."
"I know you can, just saying you should."
Tobias chuckled as he sipped more of his drink when...
"UNCLE HYMIR!"
The nearly three year old twins Baldr and Hael ran into the study to hug Hymir's legs as Alycia entered holding the infant Hanna.
"Hello Hymir," she said with a smile as Tobias grinned, meeting his wife to kiss her and take his daughter.
"Hymir's gonna be joining us for dinner," the King said with a grin.
"YAY!" the two boys exclaimed as Hymir smiled, rubbing their heads.
"If it's not a problem..." Hymir began but Alycia waved it off.
"Not a problem at all. Come on now."
Tobias handed his daughter back to his wife, and was about to tend to his sons to spare his friend when he caught the Justosian letter on the table.
Indeed, he'd be meeting someone knew. A fellow King.
*Skógurheorot- hunting retreat of the Prydanian monarch
*Absalonhöll- primary residence of the Prydanian monarch
*Stig Eiderwig- Stig, Thane of Eiderwig, Field Marshal of the Royal Prydanian Army, war hero of the Civil War, Chief of the General Staff, and famously humourless
*ÖSU- Security and Special Intelligence, the Kingdom of Prydania's foreign intelligence organization
*Max Hveiti- Chief of the ÖSU