Caught in a Blogslide, no escape from Blogality.Is this just fantasy?
Isn't it so surreal?It's a simulator!
I'm talking to a dog and a fall guy
And Kumarian Kermit.It's a simulator!
I'm talking to a dog and a fall guy
Its life simulatorMan, life's interesting ...
Open your pies, look up to the skies and skiCaught in a Blogslide, no escape from Blogality.
I'm just a poor nation, I need no blogathyOpen your pies, look up to the skies and ski
thanks!Too many times!
I used a secret try pressing the attack button 25 times. You get turned into a helicopter and can shoot it!
Done now.. used a tnt cannon to shoot a plane which blew up and released 1000 bombs and killed the bossEasy!
But get creative for the second phase of the boss!
you wanted to shoot urself and end the game, but it hit the bossSmart!
I used my alien cannon to shoot me, so I can end this game!
Luckily it didn't hit me, but the eyes of the boss!
And welcome to the Ministry of Home Affairs
Cool that they got an emoji for u!I don't know, how I should feel to be honest!
Now I'm some levels higher with a new boss
Sweet lion it is!
Thats not all!Hm, that's nothing!
I got my own planet with gold! I just need to defend it from space pirates and floating space cows!
Easy, i enslave the golems to mine the loot for meYou do?
How are you defending it from golem uprisings?
I just got a few mines there for my new hypernova chest plate!
In YOUR server.Hmm, you need a heart of a black hole for this!
It's in the dungeon next week!
Easy, i run it on a supercomputerMy pc is shit as well
Of course, it needs to be this good!
How else do you want to run the new upcoming dungeons and death DLC?
With the insane good graphics, new models and a ton of new items!