Paxiosolange
Abrakadabra
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Campus des arts, Université Collège St-Ignace à Gabréal
14 décembre 2021
"Take some raphenol if your head hurts, Jean-Luc."
"God, why do I always do this to myself? I always tell myself it's a bad idea to drink on school nights."
"Take it easy, you're a Habitant, after all."
Jean-Luc and Charlotte were both walking across the bricked floor towards their Anthropology class. They were late, again, because of Jean-Luc's remediate condition.
"Cider, again?"
"It's underrated, dude. You have no idea until you try it."
"I've always found there's two kinds of people. The kind of people who praise the good word of cider unendingly, and those who couldn't give less of a shit."
"Well maybe if you'd come out with me, you'd change your mind!"
"Don't holler, you're going to make your headache worse."
"I know... Sorry."
The two arrived outside the door to the grand lecture hall. Charlotte peered inside to see an entire assembly of students, vigilantly writing notes down into their books, typing away at their computers and their tablets, and the professor deep in discourse on ethnolinguistics.
"Well, are we doing this again?" Charlotte asked.
Jean-Luc held his hand to his forehead and sighed, saying nothing.
"Come on, Jean-Luc. It'll take five seconds to get form the door to your chair."
"Everyone is going to look at me..."
"Then next time we shouldn't be so late!" Charlotte laughed.
"Let's just go..." Jean-Luc whined.
"It's our last class. We have a final exam next week!"
"Let's just..." Jean-Luc nodded back down the hallway.
"Where are we going to go then?"
"Let's just go back to the car."
A dark wintry landscape eclipsed the dark morning sky of the deep winter. Pink and orange phantoms rose quietly from the horizon. The pair exited the building into the early cold, a cloud of steam pouring from their faces as the humid air met the outside. Their car blinked orange lights in the student parking lot, beckoning their pilots to come through.
"We need to cross the street."
The two shifted their gazes across the icy plateau, shrouded in slush and mud.
"Now!"
They booked across the skating rink, stopping just far enough to slide quickly to the other end of the road out of the way of other cars. They hopped over the snowbank and hurried to the car.
"It's freezing." Charlotte remarked, "open the car, quick!"
Jean-Luc thumbed the car remote as fast as possible to no avail. He tugged on the door only to be granted his solace by the mechanical thunk which released the handle. The two jumped into the car and huddled themselves as Jean-Luc started the heat. The dash read "-24°C", cold enough to kill.
"So we're skipping class," Charlotte started, "what are we going to do instead?"
"I'm just going to rest for a minute."
Jean-Luc proceeded to recline his seat and bury the side of his head into the headrest.
"You're not going to sleep, are you?"
"No, just resting."
"You look like you just want to nod off."
"I could go for a bagel."
The image of a Gabréalais bagel sat directly in the mind of Jean-Luc.
"You probably do need food. Have you eaten anything since last night?"
"No."
"Okay, well then let's go to La Tireur."
"La Tireur? No, their bagels are garbage. Let's go to Délices de lux. The Iraelian bakers there know exactly what they're doing."
Charlotte scoffed, "Look, any bagel shop will be fine... Can you will yourself to drive, Jean-Luc?"
The image of the bagel was illustrious and saintly. The golden drizzle of butter sent a beam of light unto Jean-Luc. He would drive... For the bagel.
Jean-Luc placed one hand on the wheel and readjusted his chair. He peeled his eyes open and held down the clutch, shifting the car into reverse. He tilted the car out of the lot and began to evacuate the parking lot, drawing a mental map towards Délices de lux.
"Don't fall asleep at the wheel." Charlotte warned.
"Why would I do that?"
"You've fallen asleep at the wheel before."
"No I haven't."
"Yes you did! I remember after we went to go see Les Muses Anciennes at that church basement, you fell asleep at the wheel right in front of me! You were veering off of the road, Tabarnak!"
"I barely shut my eyes, I was just distracted."
"Jean-Luc, my friend, you were having a dreams! I could hear you starting to talk nonsense!"
"You know, when you yell, you sound a lot more Santonian."
Charlotte scoffed.
"You fell asleep... There's no doubt about that."
"Less anger, more bagels, Charlotte."
Over the rough hills the car went. As the sun grew higher and higher, the darkness fell swiftly behind the Péries which walled off the cityscape in the distance. Jean-Luc reached for his sunglasses and covered his face with them. Charlotte began tapping away at her phone, looking for last minute gifts which she could order just in time for noël.
"I was looking at some gifts on Nile. I still haven't gotten your present."
"Figures, last year you put the receipt in my gift instead of a gift receipt; I saw you purchased it literally the day before."
"That... Yeah that was my bad, I didn't know the different between a gift receipt and a regular receipt."
"I also saw that that hockey jersey was discount."
"Tâches-toi! If you were actually my best friend you would be appreciating my thriftiness."
"Oh, that reminds me. I want to go thrifting this weekend. I have some donations to make too."
"Oomph, I can't go clothes shopping on the weekend anymore, I see too many people from work."
"Do you actually see that many people from work?"
"Sometimes I think everyone in Gabréal works at that fucking stadium."
Suddenly, after a long winding turn, the pair were confronted with the old port of Gabréal, situated right on the Douves. A dilapidated brick-built clock tower bearing the words "LA RÉVOLUTION N'AURAIT AUCUN FIN" greeted the motorists as they passed by. The artisanal air of the old port was refreshing. Some days, it seemed like the only place in the whole country that wasn't a cluster of post-Fascist Wars experimentalist construction projects. At last, the bright blue-and-white walls of Délices de lux appeared from behind some street-level venues. The smell of fresh toasted bread lingered all throughout the block from their ovens. It circulated through the car, enticing Jean-Luc evermore.
Délices de lux, Gabrielville, Gabréal
14 Décembre, 2021
After making his order, Jean-Luc sat down next to Charlotte at one of the old birch tables.
"You know, you can get brisket here now. Did you know that?"
"Brisket? I feel like you'd want brisket more than a bagel."
"That's why I got both."
"Both!? Can you afford that?"
Jean-Luc quickly silenced Charlotte with his finger.
"That's not a nice thing to yell in front of everyone."
"Well, I doubt anyone would feel bad for you. It seems like everything's getting more expensive these days."
"No, no, no. It's not the price of anything, salaries are just getting cut. Did you hear about the government bailing out Médisant again?"
"Yeah, I heard about it. My brother works for Médisant so he's pretty scared. Even their lab techs are getting the foot."
The order came swiftly. An elderly Iraelian woman came over to the table bearing the precious silverware, atop of which sat a beautiful golden bagel dripping with butter, and a few good slices of brisket.
"We have a bagel and brisket for the monsieur, and an oeuf croûton for the madame."
"Thank you." Charlotte smiled.
"You must be hungry hungry ordering brisket this early. Luckily we have some of the fresh stuff saved from last night."
"I know, you always do, that's why I come here in the morning." Jean-Luc laughed.
"You look sour, mon gars, too much cider last night, I can tell."
"How can you tell!" Jean-Luc exclaimed.
"I could tell just by his face. His eyes go all... Droopy."
The server laughed as she put down two glasses of ice-water.
"Anything else for the table?"
"We're good thank you." Jean-Luc said.
"Bon appétit."
The brisket was soft and filling. Jean-Luc slid some of it under the bagel and took a firm crispy bite. It was a joy to eat such good food, the guilt of skipping class evaporated as the sesame seeds fell before his lips.
"Now, you're looking better." Charlotte admitted.
"I feel better."
"Well, like I said. We can blame the Imperium for our problems or we can try to move forward."
"I love complaining though. I mean, if we fought for the Faraways, we'd have lower gas prices too."
"We did fight for the Faraways, and we did get lower gas prices. You can thank Scalvia for that."
"We didn't fight hard enough."
"For a gay man you certainly sound straight."
"If you were gay, you'd know that our brothers-at-arms are idols."
"I remember you talking about those pictures of the Predicean legionnaires."
"They're too easy. They just wear pants that accentuate."
Jean-Luc forked the last of the brisket into his mouth. Charlotte scoffed as she took a sip of the jingling water.
"Predice would be a nice place to go to if they weren't at war." She admitted.
"Even at war, I think it would be nice."
"Just wait till you get bombed by a communist."
"Oh the communists. They're not all that bad. Even Rayvostoka's willing to collaborate with us."
"Because they're in the exact same situation as us, Jean-Luc. That doesn't make it a good country."
"Think about their fruit though. That delicious fruit... Dripping with peasant blood."
"You're disgusting. We have our own orchards in Bas-Tenébrie anyways."
"Yeah. Although sometimes I can't even tell where which fruit comes from."
"Well, Tenebrians grow their fancy pasta wheat, grapes, nectarines, pears, stuff like that."
"Well I like grapes and nectarines. But a nice big watermelon is my kind of fruit."
"I'm not even sure where those come from to be honest..." Charlotte finished as she crunched into her sandwich.
There was a brief silent pause. Jean-Luc stared out the window to observe the old port. St.-Justin's Basilica began to appear from beyond the water, its palatial dome reflecting sunlight right onto the town like a beacon. Closer to the shop stood a public ice rink, packed with early-morning skaters going about the place.
"How is Théo?" Jean-Luc asked.
"Théo's Théo. Last week his car got caught on an ice patch right on the Motoroute, his car went straight into a tailspin and crashed right into somebody's Leithangur."
"Oh my god. Were you with him?"
"Yes, I was. It was horrifying. I thought we were going to die."
"What was the damage?"
"He has good insurance, so it was all covered."
"I'm still on government insurance. When I crashed the car last year they still made me pay like 200 livres."
"Well, Théo's dad works for his insurance company, so he has ties."
"Gotcha. Well, I hope he gets a nice new truck."
"He's thinking of buckling down to a coupe."
"That's unheard of for a man with a truck. Are you sure he isn't..."
Jean-Luc motioned his thumb towards his mouth and pressed his cheek with his tongue.
"Oh, ew! You'd probably be begging for him if we was, I just know it."
"Bitch, the fuck? Too ugly for me."
"Christ, would you just finish your bagel?"
Jean-Luc begrudgingly stared Charlotte directly in the eyes as he fit the entire half of the bagel right into his mouth and chewed, inching his face closer and closer to her.
"Swallow it! Let's get going."
"Where are we going?" He gulped.
"If we're not going to class, we're going to study. You can come to my place."
"Oh my god. I love your little flat with the noisy radiator. It reminds me of my pépère's house."
Jean-Luc left 23 livres at the table as he collected his utensils and stacked them on the plate. Charlotte grabbed her coat and moved to the register to pay. The two proceeded out the door afterwards, as the sun finally shot up from the horizon, marking the start of the day. The server quickly nudged one of the baker's with her elbow as Jean-Luc and Charlotte left the building.
"Those two are going to drop out for your bagels, Aaron."
"Let them. Maybe for once, they'll tip you more than three livres."
14 décembre 2021
"Take some raphenol if your head hurts, Jean-Luc."
"God, why do I always do this to myself? I always tell myself it's a bad idea to drink on school nights."
"Take it easy, you're a Habitant, after all."
Jean-Luc and Charlotte were both walking across the bricked floor towards their Anthropology class. They were late, again, because of Jean-Luc's remediate condition.
"Cider, again?"
"It's underrated, dude. You have no idea until you try it."
"I've always found there's two kinds of people. The kind of people who praise the good word of cider unendingly, and those who couldn't give less of a shit."
"Well maybe if you'd come out with me, you'd change your mind!"
"Don't holler, you're going to make your headache worse."
"I know... Sorry."
The two arrived outside the door to the grand lecture hall. Charlotte peered inside to see an entire assembly of students, vigilantly writing notes down into their books, typing away at their computers and their tablets, and the professor deep in discourse on ethnolinguistics.
"Well, are we doing this again?" Charlotte asked.
Jean-Luc held his hand to his forehead and sighed, saying nothing.
"Come on, Jean-Luc. It'll take five seconds to get form the door to your chair."
"Everyone is going to look at me..."
"Then next time we shouldn't be so late!" Charlotte laughed.
"Let's just go..." Jean-Luc whined.
"It's our last class. We have a final exam next week!"
"Let's just..." Jean-Luc nodded back down the hallway.
"Where are we going to go then?"
"Let's just go back to the car."
A dark wintry landscape eclipsed the dark morning sky of the deep winter. Pink and orange phantoms rose quietly from the horizon. The pair exited the building into the early cold, a cloud of steam pouring from their faces as the humid air met the outside. Their car blinked orange lights in the student parking lot, beckoning their pilots to come through.
"We need to cross the street."
The two shifted their gazes across the icy plateau, shrouded in slush and mud.
"Now!"
They booked across the skating rink, stopping just far enough to slide quickly to the other end of the road out of the way of other cars. They hopped over the snowbank and hurried to the car.
"It's freezing." Charlotte remarked, "open the car, quick!"
Jean-Luc thumbed the car remote as fast as possible to no avail. He tugged on the door only to be granted his solace by the mechanical thunk which released the handle. The two jumped into the car and huddled themselves as Jean-Luc started the heat. The dash read "-24°C", cold enough to kill.
"So we're skipping class," Charlotte started, "what are we going to do instead?"
"I'm just going to rest for a minute."
Jean-Luc proceeded to recline his seat and bury the side of his head into the headrest.
"You're not going to sleep, are you?"
"No, just resting."
"You look like you just want to nod off."
"I could go for a bagel."
The image of a Gabréalais bagel sat directly in the mind of Jean-Luc.
"You probably do need food. Have you eaten anything since last night?"
"No."
"Okay, well then let's go to La Tireur."
"La Tireur? No, their bagels are garbage. Let's go to Délices de lux. The Iraelian bakers there know exactly what they're doing."
Charlotte scoffed, "Look, any bagel shop will be fine... Can you will yourself to drive, Jean-Luc?"
The image of the bagel was illustrious and saintly. The golden drizzle of butter sent a beam of light unto Jean-Luc. He would drive... For the bagel.
Jean-Luc placed one hand on the wheel and readjusted his chair. He peeled his eyes open and held down the clutch, shifting the car into reverse. He tilted the car out of the lot and began to evacuate the parking lot, drawing a mental map towards Délices de lux.
"Don't fall asleep at the wheel." Charlotte warned.
"Why would I do that?"
"You've fallen asleep at the wheel before."
"No I haven't."
"Yes you did! I remember after we went to go see Les Muses Anciennes at that church basement, you fell asleep at the wheel right in front of me! You were veering off of the road, Tabarnak!"
"I barely shut my eyes, I was just distracted."
"Jean-Luc, my friend, you were having a dreams! I could hear you starting to talk nonsense!"
"You know, when you yell, you sound a lot more Santonian."
Charlotte scoffed.
"You fell asleep... There's no doubt about that."
"Less anger, more bagels, Charlotte."
Over the rough hills the car went. As the sun grew higher and higher, the darkness fell swiftly behind the Péries which walled off the cityscape in the distance. Jean-Luc reached for his sunglasses and covered his face with them. Charlotte began tapping away at her phone, looking for last minute gifts which she could order just in time for noël.
"I was looking at some gifts on Nile. I still haven't gotten your present."
"Figures, last year you put the receipt in my gift instead of a gift receipt; I saw you purchased it literally the day before."
"That... Yeah that was my bad, I didn't know the different between a gift receipt and a regular receipt."
"I also saw that that hockey jersey was discount."
"Tâches-toi! If you were actually my best friend you would be appreciating my thriftiness."
"Oh, that reminds me. I want to go thrifting this weekend. I have some donations to make too."
"Oomph, I can't go clothes shopping on the weekend anymore, I see too many people from work."
"Do you actually see that many people from work?"
"Sometimes I think everyone in Gabréal works at that fucking stadium."
Suddenly, after a long winding turn, the pair were confronted with the old port of Gabréal, situated right on the Douves. A dilapidated brick-built clock tower bearing the words "LA RÉVOLUTION N'AURAIT AUCUN FIN" greeted the motorists as they passed by. The artisanal air of the old port was refreshing. Some days, it seemed like the only place in the whole country that wasn't a cluster of post-Fascist Wars experimentalist construction projects. At last, the bright blue-and-white walls of Délices de lux appeared from behind some street-level venues. The smell of fresh toasted bread lingered all throughout the block from their ovens. It circulated through the car, enticing Jean-Luc evermore.
Délices de lux, Gabrielville, Gabréal
14 Décembre, 2021
After making his order, Jean-Luc sat down next to Charlotte at one of the old birch tables.
"You know, you can get brisket here now. Did you know that?"
"Brisket? I feel like you'd want brisket more than a bagel."
"That's why I got both."
"Both!? Can you afford that?"
Jean-Luc quickly silenced Charlotte with his finger.
"That's not a nice thing to yell in front of everyone."
"Well, I doubt anyone would feel bad for you. It seems like everything's getting more expensive these days."
"No, no, no. It's not the price of anything, salaries are just getting cut. Did you hear about the government bailing out Médisant again?"
"Yeah, I heard about it. My brother works for Médisant so he's pretty scared. Even their lab techs are getting the foot."
The order came swiftly. An elderly Iraelian woman came over to the table bearing the precious silverware, atop of which sat a beautiful golden bagel dripping with butter, and a few good slices of brisket.
"We have a bagel and brisket for the monsieur, and an oeuf croûton for the madame."
"Thank you." Charlotte smiled.
"You must be hungry hungry ordering brisket this early. Luckily we have some of the fresh stuff saved from last night."
"I know, you always do, that's why I come here in the morning." Jean-Luc laughed.
"You look sour, mon gars, too much cider last night, I can tell."
"How can you tell!" Jean-Luc exclaimed.
"I could tell just by his face. His eyes go all... Droopy."
The server laughed as she put down two glasses of ice-water.
"Anything else for the table?"
"We're good thank you." Jean-Luc said.
"Bon appétit."
The brisket was soft and filling. Jean-Luc slid some of it under the bagel and took a firm crispy bite. It was a joy to eat such good food, the guilt of skipping class evaporated as the sesame seeds fell before his lips.
"Now, you're looking better." Charlotte admitted.
"I feel better."
"Well, like I said. We can blame the Imperium for our problems or we can try to move forward."
"I love complaining though. I mean, if we fought for the Faraways, we'd have lower gas prices too."
"We did fight for the Faraways, and we did get lower gas prices. You can thank Scalvia for that."
"We didn't fight hard enough."
"For a gay man you certainly sound straight."
"If you were gay, you'd know that our brothers-at-arms are idols."
"I remember you talking about those pictures of the Predicean legionnaires."
"They're too easy. They just wear pants that accentuate."
Jean-Luc forked the last of the brisket into his mouth. Charlotte scoffed as she took a sip of the jingling water.
"Predice would be a nice place to go to if they weren't at war." She admitted.
"Even at war, I think it would be nice."
"Just wait till you get bombed by a communist."
"Oh the communists. They're not all that bad. Even Rayvostoka's willing to collaborate with us."
"Because they're in the exact same situation as us, Jean-Luc. That doesn't make it a good country."
"Think about their fruit though. That delicious fruit... Dripping with peasant blood."
"You're disgusting. We have our own orchards in Bas-Tenébrie anyways."
"Yeah. Although sometimes I can't even tell where which fruit comes from."
"Well, Tenebrians grow their fancy pasta wheat, grapes, nectarines, pears, stuff like that."
"Well I like grapes and nectarines. But a nice big watermelon is my kind of fruit."
"I'm not even sure where those come from to be honest..." Charlotte finished as she crunched into her sandwich.
There was a brief silent pause. Jean-Luc stared out the window to observe the old port. St.-Justin's Basilica began to appear from beyond the water, its palatial dome reflecting sunlight right onto the town like a beacon. Closer to the shop stood a public ice rink, packed with early-morning skaters going about the place.
"How is Théo?" Jean-Luc asked.
"Théo's Théo. Last week his car got caught on an ice patch right on the Motoroute, his car went straight into a tailspin and crashed right into somebody's Leithangur."
"Oh my god. Were you with him?"
"Yes, I was. It was horrifying. I thought we were going to die."
"What was the damage?"
"He has good insurance, so it was all covered."
"I'm still on government insurance. When I crashed the car last year they still made me pay like 200 livres."
"Well, Théo's dad works for his insurance company, so he has ties."
"Gotcha. Well, I hope he gets a nice new truck."
"He's thinking of buckling down to a coupe."
"That's unheard of for a man with a truck. Are you sure he isn't..."
Jean-Luc motioned his thumb towards his mouth and pressed his cheek with his tongue.
"Oh, ew! You'd probably be begging for him if we was, I just know it."
"Bitch, the fuck? Too ugly for me."
"Christ, would you just finish your bagel?"
Jean-Luc begrudgingly stared Charlotte directly in the eyes as he fit the entire half of the bagel right into his mouth and chewed, inching his face closer and closer to her.
"Swallow it! Let's get going."
"Where are we going?" He gulped.
"If we're not going to class, we're going to study. You can come to my place."
"Oh my god. I love your little flat with the noisy radiator. It reminds me of my pépère's house."
Jean-Luc left 23 livres at the table as he collected his utensils and stacked them on the plate. Charlotte grabbed her coat and moved to the register to pay. The two proceeded out the door afterwards, as the sun finally shot up from the horizon, marking the start of the day. The server quickly nudged one of the baker's with her elbow as Jean-Luc and Charlotte left the building.
"Those two are going to drop out for your bagels, Aaron."
"Let them. Maybe for once, they'll tip you more than three livres."
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