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April 2021 Update
Drip Island
Editor's Note: While this operation has been featured in last month's regional news, the Drip Island operation has been one of the largest LWU-only operations conducted in recent months, and as such, we believe that this operation is worthy of its own serious press release, silliness of the previous post aside.
Microtransactions
Okay. I lied. Not all of us are called Victor. We're an accepting community after all. Some of us are called called Victoria. Or Vicky. And for those who don't identify as male or female, if your name has some variation of Vic, you too can join. In any case, look out for this place where you can see even more exciting games... coming out of Arts Electronic, a subsidiary of LWU Inc. Note: terms and conditions apply. Side effects include: constipation, diarrhea, vomiting, nausea, brain damage, cough, sore throat, runny nose, depression, hyperactivity, obesity, weight loss, excessive sweating, dry mouth, and sudden death. For your protection, of course.
To better conduct research for our new gaming subsidiary, we have decided to conduct research into our most likely competitors.
(Working hours are not for gaming - Ed.)
Naturally, we had to buy PCs, Xboxes, Switches, Playstations,
Wait.
So it seems like the PS5 shortage continues. Perhaps something should be done to remind Sony... Maybe we should go right where they came from.
Accrordingly, we decided to pay Japan a friendly visit. It seems we were not the only ones interested too. Under allied command, we assisted in taking the region in a grand show of force, and hopefully they'll remember to give us our products sooner next time.
To end this section, we shall present a fun fact about Japan:
[citation needed]
Macrotransactions
Being a native in a region that was raided may not be the best experience. If you're lucky, it would only be an annoyance for about a week. Other times, things may not be as benign. It may well be the darkest day of a region.
This region felt the might of LWU and allies on the 25th of April, 2021. Why is this date important? Well... it was a Sunday. So you could say that to those natives, it would have been a black sun-day.
Editor's Note: The "Black Sun" motif has been used as an occult symbol, particularly associated with Nazism. Nonetheless, we're trying to keep things light-hearted here. Please bear with the terrible puns instead.
Now you may ask, this was just another raid, so what is with the title? Is it purely a pun for Micro-Meso-Macro? Why yes, astute reader. This was absolutely contrived for yet another of our LWU Lupus trademarked terrible puns. However, it also goes deeper than that. As any experienced raider would tell you, sometimes success may not come immediately. Defenders, not realising the target region, moved to defend it initially but relented, after which the region was taken successfully. It was occupied for about a week with help from our friends in Balder and the LKE, after which the region was prepared to be refounded when we felt like it. But shock and horror hit us when the founder revived and... proceeded to sit in Lazarus, apparently oblivious to the raid. To ensure that remained the case, the former fascist region was refounded and now remains as a trophy in LWU's possession.