Security Council Resolution #342 “Commend Northern Borland” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
Security Council Resolution #342 “Commend Northern Borland” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The recent proposal known as Commend Northern Borland has been accepted, and passed in the Security Council, but noticing the details of the bill, it needs to be repealed.
First of all, the bill does mention it’s very low taxes, but doesn’t mention the staggering wealth inequality in the nation.
Secondly, the bill credits Northern Borland for it’s “innovative” use of
child labor, and sweatshops which is a human rights abuse, The World Assembly would believe that democratic countries wouldn’t tolerate this.
Thirdly, it mentions it’s free gun laws, but it does benefit
murderous lunatics, and we cannot deny this because in the bill they say “satisfying handgun lobbyists and
murderous lunatics nationwide”
Fourthly, they do mention they are the
most corrupt government in the world, and also say they have the lowest crime rates, and saying a judicial system doesn’t mean increased crime, but if you look at actual statistics they have one of the
highest crime rates in the entire world.
Fifthly, it says Northern Borland are one of the highest in niceness and compassion, but they are actually one of the lowest in the entire world.
Sixthly, it mentions that they are one of the highest in Atheism, but also in Religiousness.
Seventhly, it mentions they ban videogames, and say it causes crime but they give
zero evidence[ /b], they also have one of the highest crime rates, as mentioned before.
Eightly, it mentions they ban aircraft which results in the best weather, and environment but like other statistics they give, this is not true.
This bill, has commended many horrible laws in Northern Borland, and has many statistics that are the opposite of what it is actually like in the country.
So in conclusion, Hereby, the bill “Commend Northern Borland” is repealed.
