CLICKBAIT TNP NEWSSS???????

[Monkemafiatopia]

random idea but hear me out,
Come up with some clickbait "news" stories about your fellow TNPers

 

[Cascadian Bioregion]

Ooh that's fun!
Find out how Guilleana has ran an illegal cultural event on their own for a year now and no one knows a thing in TNP's government!

 

[Monkemafiatopia]

LEAKED! MCM SILOUHETTE CHALLENGE?????

 

[Monkemafiatopia]

TOP TEN @mcmasterdonia FACTS! NUMBER 7 WILL SHOCK YOU!

 

[Tim Kasto]

ROCKETDOG KEEPS THE GAMESIDE ADVOCATES IN HIS BASEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Monkemafiatopia]

@Cascadian Bioregion WAGES LEAKED! 10 MILLION A YEAR? USING SLAVE LABOUR FOR RADIO SHOWS?

 

[Monkemafiatopia]

BREAKING! @BMWSurfer CAUGHT SURFING ON A PORSCHE?

 

[Cascadian Bioregion]

Find out how Monkemafiatopia isn't actually a monkey!

 

[Monkemafiatopia]

BREAKING: Cascadia announces new 24 hour mandatory radio broadcasting

 

[Cascadian Bioregion]

Find out how Sarah hated her position as TRR delegate!

 

[Tim Kasto]

LEAKED!!!! CASCADIA IS NOT ACTUALLY THE MINISTER OF RADIO!!! YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHO IT IS!!!

 

[Cascadian Bioregion]

Find out how McMasterdonia is secretly god!

 

[Monkemafiatopia]

LOST NBS RADIO RECORDINGS FOUND IN GUATEMALA?

 

[Cascadian Bioregion]

Find out how Nim is actually a pink chicken!

 

[Monkemafiatopia]

CHIMP LEAVING TNP???? CRAZY DRAMA!!

 

[Tim Kasto]

CHIMP IS TNP????????

 

[Cascadian Bioregion]

Find out how BMWSurfer doesn't even own a BMW!

 

[Monkemafiatopia]

BREAKING: Monkemafiatopian senator caught smoking crystal banana claims it was "for medicinal use"

 

[lol2639]

BREAKING NEWS: MINISTRY OF RADIO EMBEZZELING MONEY FOR BUSINESS JETSKI

 

[Monkemafiatopia]

BREAKING NEWS: MINISTRY OF RADIO EMBEZZELING MONEY FOR BUSINESS JETSKI

but this is real I said fake news
hahah yeah what a ridiculous accusation

 

[Cascadian Bioregion]

Find out how Owenstacey is actually two people named Owen and Stacey and they share a NationStates and TNP forum account, Owen just runs their discord!