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Taco Bell UBI Newest Political Play From Tlomz Krano Campaign - Cincinnati, Ohio.

On Saturday morning, during a meeting with his advisors, Delegate candidate Mr. Tlomz Krano, better known as Tlomz, devised a plan to target the younger demographic in The North Pacific. The Taco Bell UBI.

According to sources close to the candidate, who reached out to The Cosmic Times on the condition of anonymity, Mr. Tlomz was pushed from various angles to attack the key 13-25 demographic in The North Pacific. Mr. Tlomz proposed a monthly $25 Taco Bell Universal Basic Income to his team of advisors, who reportedly reacted very positively to the idea.

With the election fast approaching, Mr. Tlomz will need to unveil this plan quickly, but is expected to do so as voting gets under way.

The Times reached out to Mr. Tlomz's campaign for comment, and have yet to receive a response.

A previous version of this story referred to the candidate as 'TlomzKrano', when in fact, his name is Tlomz Krano. We apologize for the error.
 
Breaking News: Gorundu Confirmed To Eat Domino's Pizza, Believes They Out Pizza'd The Hut - Australia

In a shocking turn for Mr. Gorundu, up for election as Delegate, a new revelation has come to haunt his campaign: Domino's Pizza.

In a recent interview with The Cosmic Times, Mr. Gorundu confirmed to The Times that he does eat Domino's Pizza. When pressed on the matter, Mr. Gorundu doubled-down, shocking everyone in the room by stating that Domino's went far enough to 'out pizza the hut'.

These comments sent shockwaves through the region, with one anonymous source in Mr. Tlomz Krano's campaign calling the comments "shocking, revolting, and disqualifying."

This story is breaking, and is developing.
 
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