Anonymous PAnon sheds light on mysterious Prydania delegacy

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May 11th, 2020. A mysterious RMBer appears on the RMB known as PAnon 13. (Possible referring to level P13 clearance granted the highest of TNP officials below the Vice Delegate himself) posted a mysterious message on the RMB.

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The cryptic message appears to be nonsense at first, but expert analysis by long time government watchdog and former minister @TlomzKrano says otherwise. “I think it’s a harbinger of things to come,” he says, taking a brief moment to snort some cocaine. “P13 is no joke. No one except for an NPO bot would dare even CLAIM to be on P13 clearance. And trust me, even I didn’t have clearance that high as MoFA and as MoWAA.”

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Minister Tlomz was interviewed at a gun range practicing triggering. Triggering raids and libs simultaneously.

First he says “change is coming” clearly, this must mean things are going to change. “It says what it says,” minister Tlomz comments between shots, “and it says change is coming.” Second it says “the war has begun, and secret operatives are in their places.” We asked Tlomz what this meant, but he couldn’t hear us over the sound of the libs crying over the new politically incorrect rules of engagement in the NPA doctrine.

If the war has begun, it must mean there is a top secret cabal that has been secretly running TNP all this time. Perhaps the delegate advisors. Perhaps the Security Council, perhaps some shady groupchat on discord someplace. But “operatives are in their place.” What does this mean? Well we know Prydania is virtually a poltical outsider. “I’ve neve even heard of the guy outside of RP, and you know I’m not really into that stuff,” says now-retired dementia patient and former government insider r3nald r3agan.

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R3nald R3agan seen here trying to remember what the password to the recruitment script was.

Just as we were trying to help the late r3agan find his keys, we stumbled across yet another message from P.

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What does this mean? This appears to go into a little more detail and shed light on what could be taking place. We don’t have all the facts. (Sike! We are Greitbart, and we invented facts.) Clearly, P is an insider on the inside of either the @mcmasterdonia or Prydanian administrations leaking clues to the public! There are Fendophile RADICALS at the highest levels of our government in the deep state. McM tried his best to stop them but didn’t have time to drain the swamp before someone stole her sunglasses and she fainted like a dainty flower. The McM regime picked out an outsider from RP to come in and catch them by surprise. They never saw an RPer non-politican coming. But they’re in full panic mode. BurgerGate was just the beginning. More to come.
 
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My (alleged) friends, you have all been misled! Duped! Bamboozled!
I will keep this brief, for there is precious little time.

PAnon 13. P13. Why on flat-Earth would this refer to security clearance of all things? No, it's too simple, and must therefore be a Deep State ploy.

P13 clearly refers to, well, P13:

The key to the entire conspiracy

The key to the conspiracy.

What is P13, you may ask? It's a blue, capsule-shaped pill. The Blue Pill, if you will. The Blue Pill was central in the documentary The Matrices, where it induced "blissful ignorance" and prevented those who ingested it from realizing they were living in a Communist utopia. And as all patriots know, The Deep State is a liberal conspiracy. The communist nature of The Blue Pill is a not-so-subtle reminder that we're all responsible for stopping the conspiracy, lest we all become a part of it. P13 is also a digital radio channel operated by the Norwegian Broadcasting Corporation, clearly a plea by "PAnon 13" for us to spread our warning as far and wide as the chemtrails lingering in the sky above. Norway has a lot of mountains, and is therefore immune to the effects of these chemtrails!

And what is P13 used for? It's Loperamide Hydrochloride, a complicated name alluding to a complicated conspiracy. P13 is used to treat one thing: diarrhea. It's obvious: PAnon's message was intended to stop the flow of misinformation, and ensure that the poop doesn't hit the paddles. If we aren't careful, The Deep State will flood us with their Democrat lies. @plembobria is misled at best, or a Deep State plant at worst.

"change is coming". This statement means two things: first, a chilling reminder that everyone in our government is under the employ of The Deep State, whether they know it or not (change as currency); second, a hint that P13, and therefore all of us, can be changed into agents of The Deep State.

What do you get when you "change" a pill by grinding it up (like how George Bush ground up the supports in the WTC before 9/11)? Powder. What's also a powder? Cocaine. It makes total sense for a blue pill to become white powder when you consider the eventual goal of The Deep State: to make us lose our white exceptionalism by being contaminated with other colors.

Fake Cocaine is the agent that will corrupt good citizens into unwitting agents of The Deep State. Think about it! How could @TlomzKrano possibly be so coherent after snorting cocaine? Someone switched this law-abiding patriot's illegal narcotic with Fake Cocaine, thereby transforming him into a sissy liberal and terrifying NPO plant.

All citizens need to "be aware" of the conspiracy in our midst, and "the time [has] come for exposure" to the antidote of Fake Cocaine, Fake Viagra.

The second communication is even more troubling than the first, but my location is unsafe. Citizens, heed my warning! There are traitors in your midst!
 
My (alleged) friends, you have all been misled! Duped! Bamboozled!
I will keep this brief, for there is precious little time.

PAnon 13. P13. Why on flat-Earth would this refer to security clearance of all things? No, it's too simple, and must therefore be a Deep State ploy.

P13 clearly refers to, well, P13:

The key to the entire conspiracy

The key to the conspiracy.

What is P13, you may ask? It's a blue, capsule-shaped pill. The Blue Pill, if you will. The Blue Pill was central in the documentary The Matrices, where it induced "blissful ignorance" and prevented those who ingested it from realizing they were living in a Communist utopia. And as all patriots know, The Deep State is a liberal conspiracy. The communist nature of The Blue Pill is a not-so-subtle reminder that we're all responsible for stopping the conspiracy, lest we all become a part of it. P13 is also a digital radio channel operated by the Norwegian Broadcasting Corporation, clearly a plea by "PAnon 13" for us to spread our warning as far and wide as the chemtrails lingering in the sky above. Norway has a lot of mountains, and is therefore immune to the effects of these chemtrails!

And what is P13 used for? It's Loperamide Hydrochloride, a complicated name alluding to a complicated conspiracy. P13 is used to treat one thing: diarrhea. It's obvious: PAnon's message was intended to stop the flow of misinformation, and ensure that the poop doesn't hit the paddles. If we aren't careful, The Deep State will flood us with their Democrat lies. @plembobria is misled at best, or a Deep State plant at worst.

"change is coming". This statement means two things: first, a chilling reminder that everyone in our government is under the employ of The Deep State, whether they know it or not (change as currency); second, a hint that P13, and therefore all of us, can be changed into agents of The Deep State.

What do you get when you "change" a pill by grinding it up (like how George Bush ground up the supports in the WTC before 9/11)? Powder. What's also a powder? Cocaine. It makes total sense for a blue pill to become white powder when you consider the eventual goal of The Deep State: to make us lose our white exceptionalism by being contaminated with other colors.

Fake Cocaine is the agent that will corrupt good citizens into unwitting agents of The Deep State. Think about it! How could @TlomzKrano possibly be so coherent after snorting cocaine? Someone switched this law-abiding patriot's illegal narcotic with Fake Cocaine, thereby transforming him into a sissy liberal and terrifying NPO plant.

All citizens need to "be aware" of the conspiracy in our midst, and "the time [has] come for exposure" to the antidote of Fake Cocaine, Fake Viagra.

The second communication is even more troubling than the first, but my location is unsafe. Citizens, heed my warning! There are traitors in your midst!
This is crazy!!!
 
I’m sorry if it’s a gravedig, but PAnon 13 strikes again!
What is this? We thought that this was confined to the Prydania delegacy, but obviously it is continuing under TlomzKrano!
EDIT: It continues...
What does this mean? Is P a symbol for a secret government conspiracy? :panon: is now an emoji on our discord... is it a sign?
 
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