May 11th, 2020. A mysterious RMBer appears on the RMB known as PAnon 13. (Possible referring to level P13 clearance granted the highest of TNP officials below the Vice Delegate himself) posted a mysterious message on the RMB.
The cryptic message appears to be nonsense at first, but expert analysis by long time government watchdog and former minister @TlomzKrano says otherwise. “I think it’s a harbinger of things to come,” he says, taking a brief moment to snort some cocaine. “P13 is no joke. No one except for an NPO bot would dare even CLAIM to be on P13 clearance. And trust me, even I didn’t have clearance that high as MoFA and as MoWAA.”
Minister Tlomz was interviewed at a gun range practicing triggering. Triggering raids and libs simultaneously.
First he says “change is coming” clearly, this must mean things are going to change. “It says what it says,” minister Tlomz comments between shots, “and it says change is coming.” Second it says “the war has begun, and secret operatives are in their places.” We asked Tlomz what this meant, but he couldn’t hear us over the sound of the libs crying over the new politically incorrect rules of engagement in the NPA doctrine.
If the war has begun, it must mean there is a top secret cabal that has been secretly running TNP all this time. Perhaps the delegate advisors. Perhaps the Security Council, perhaps some shady groupchat on discord someplace. But “operatives are in their place.” What does this mean? Well we know Prydania is virtually a poltical outsider. “I’ve neve even heard of the guy outside of RP, and you know I’m not really into that stuff,” says now-retired dementia patient and former government insider r3nald r3agan.
R3nald R3agan seen here trying to remember what the password to the recruitment script was.
Just as we were trying to help the late r3agan find his keys, we stumbled across yet another message from P.
What does this mean? This appears to go into a little more detail and shed light on what could be taking place. We don’t have all the facts. (Sike! We are Greitbart, and we invented facts.) Clearly, P is an insider on the inside of either the @mcmasterdonia or Prydanian administrations leaking clues to the public! There are Fendophile RADICALS at the highest levels of our government in the deep state. McM tried his best to stop them but didn’t have time to drain the swamp before someone stole her sunglasses and she fainted like a dainty flower. The McM regime picked out an outsider from RP to come in and catch them by surprise. They never saw an RPer non-politican coming. But they’re in full panic mode. BurgerGate was just the beginning. More to come.
The cryptic message appears to be nonsense at first, but expert analysis by long time government watchdog and former minister @TlomzKrano says otherwise. “I think it’s a harbinger of things to come,” he says, taking a brief moment to snort some cocaine. “P13 is no joke. No one except for an NPO bot would dare even CLAIM to be on P13 clearance. And trust me, even I didn’t have clearance that high as MoFA and as MoWAA.”
Minister Tlomz was interviewed at a gun range practicing triggering. Triggering raids and libs simultaneously.
First he says “change is coming” clearly, this must mean things are going to change. “It says what it says,” minister Tlomz comments between shots, “and it says change is coming.” Second it says “the war has begun, and secret operatives are in their places.” We asked Tlomz what this meant, but he couldn’t hear us over the sound of the libs crying over the new politically incorrect rules of engagement in the NPA doctrine.
If the war has begun, it must mean there is a top secret cabal that has been secretly running TNP all this time. Perhaps the delegate advisors. Perhaps the Security Council, perhaps some shady groupchat on discord someplace. But “operatives are in their place.” What does this mean? Well we know Prydania is virtually a poltical outsider. “I’ve neve even heard of the guy outside of RP, and you know I’m not really into that stuff,” says now-retired dementia patient and former government insider r3nald r3agan.
R3nald R3agan seen here trying to remember what the password to the recruitment script was.
Just as we were trying to help the late r3agan find his keys, we stumbled across yet another message from P.
What does this mean? This appears to go into a little more detail and shed light on what could be taking place. We don’t have all the facts. (Sike! We are Greitbart, and we invented facts.) Clearly, P is an insider on the inside of either the @mcmasterdonia or Prydanian administrations leaking clues to the public! There are Fendophile RADICALS at the highest levels of our government in the deep state. McM tried his best to stop them but didn’t have time to drain the swamp before someone stole her sunglasses and she fainted like a dainty flower. The McM regime picked out an outsider from RP to come in and catch them by surprise. They never saw an RPer non-politican coming. But they’re in full panic mode. BurgerGate was just the beginning. More to come.
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