TuffingTost: The Delegate's Proxy War

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TuffingTost: Breaking News:

Sources within the Ministry of Defense have revealed that Regional Delegate McMasterdonia has quietly diverted funding from the Widows and Orphans fund to provide money for a mercenary group to invade a nation allied with the regional government.

Whole India's lawfully elected national government voted to join the regional government on November 12, 2019. Final approval and acceptance on Whole India's application was given by the regional government on November 15, 2019. TuffingTost has learned from sources within the government, the Delegate McMasterdonia authorized by proxy the use of covert force to invade an lawfully elected government within the very region he is supposed to protect and support.

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While the official position of the Government is that no such operations are under way, North Pacific Army General "Loose Cannon" Zaz stated on the radical radio show "Greibart Breakfast Radio, " that
“These operations are taken when it is absolutely necessarily to demoralize and weaken the liberal elite, who are a threat to the safety and security of the region.”

Despite the government's statement that there is nothing happening in Whole India, early report from humanitarian groups in the area report that members of the mercenary group, The Right Hand of the Mujahideen, are entering border towns and gathering up military aged males for summary execution. Further reports state that know NPA covert operators were seen directing the Right Hand in their activities.

We will update as more information becomes available.
 
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Seems clear, You received monetary donations from hundreds of special interest groups. Care to comment?
Entirely self funded. Unlike the liberal candidates who are backed by big media, big business and the Hollywood elite, all of which probably pay for your newspaper.
 
Entirely self funded. Unlike the liberal candidates who are backed by big media, big business and the Hollywood elite, all of which probably pay for your newspaper.

You mean from McMasterdonia University that received millions in federal student aid to give degrees in things like "Professional Duck Hunting." Degrees that are unaccredited?
Or from McMasterdonia Charity? The one you just lost a lawsuit in which you admitted to using the money for personal reasons?
Or McMastedonia Casino? You know the bankrupt casino? How do you even bankrupt casino?
Or McMasterdonia Steaks? The one that used meat so low quality that it was mostly sawdust?
 
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