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Breaking News | Fake News TNL announces Whole India is TNL Person of the Year
In a shocking decision that only confirms the liberal biases of fake news TNL, Whole India has been declared TNL Person of the Year. This stunning rebuke of a Delegate who during his administration liberated some Warzone and ensured the death of Bag Daddy.
A copy of the cover of the edition that will announce Whole India as TNL Person of the Year
The recipient has been widely panned on social media as has TNL. Prominent roleplay commentator @Syrixia slammed the decision stating “This is yet another example of powerful media outlets prioritising gameplayers over the needs of ordinary citizens and roleplayers. This is absolutely disgusting. If a gameplayer had killed Bag Daddy, instead of a roleplayer Delegate, they would have instantly been made Person of the Year”.
TNL has defended the award on the basis that Whole India has brought attention to important topics and encouraged school children to stop learning. “The Children are easier to brainwash if they don’t go to school” said Fake News Propagator @Kaschovia.
The magazine identified that Whole India’s policies were a key reason for the award. These policies have included allowing newspapers to come to TNP if they want, making a political system, betterment of TNP, making a post of Election Commissioner, establishing an upper house, and making a deputy speaker.
When pointed out that these things were already being done by the elected government and the established constitutional order. Greitbart informed TNL that it was possible to achieve the desired outcomes of a more efficient government without destroying the economy, job security, all without listening to a child, TNL simply said in response “lol ok boomer cuckservative STFU, it’s time to listen to the kidz”
When hearing about the above interview, Delegate McMasterdonia was furious and instantly took to twitter.
Spokeswomyn for TNPCOW Ms @TlomzKrano spoke to Greitbart in strong defence of Whole India. “I believe the most effective way to win people over to your point of view is to travel to their region, berate them, attack their leader, and if necessary cry on national television.”
Ignoring the controversy, @Whole India instead chose to travel via train across The North Pacific and decried the overcrowded trains and posted a photo of social media that showed her sitting on the floor. “Redback made me” she said “Redback said I couldn’t have a seat unless I stopped campaigning”.
Whole India likes trains and fake news
@red back denied this charge tweeting at Whole India that he noticed she had enjoyed her first class seat upon his train and that at no point had he forced Whole India to sit on the floor. This has prompted Deputy Attorney General @Dinoium to present fraud charges against Whole India for misleading the public about the train situation in The North Pacific.
When asked to appear before the Court and enter a plea, Whole India simply responded “How dare you”.
More to come.
