The North Pacific Catholic Church Party And Weekly Bridge Club

[St George]

Endorsed by Spider Jesus.

Spoiler

Um, yeah, we'll probably support drinking blood or something like that.

Join the party and become a Saint

Name:
Saints Name:
Miracle you performed:

 

[Oracle]

Name: Artemis
Saints Name: Artemis of the Hunt
Miracle you performed: Performed a miracle on the Speaker’s office and did not have any major scandal up to now.

 

[Syrixia]

Name: Syrixia
Saints Name: Whore of Babylon
Miracle you performed: Getting an appalling 93 on the Purity Test.

 

[Lotion]

Name: Lotion
Saints Name: Most Pure Boi and Best Boi
Miracle you performed: Got a higher Rice Purity Score then Syr (96)

 

[Darcania]

...what is this?

 

[Syrixia]

...what is this?

play bridge with us every sunday

if thou winnest a game, thy soul shalt be saved

this is because thou havest proven thyself to be a true gamer

 

[The Federalist]

Name: Fed
Saint: Democrat of Federalania
Miracle: Promote equality and liberty

 

[Ephyra Em]

Name: Em
Saint name: Saint Disappointment
Miracle: Rice Purity test score of 7.