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Breaking News:
Former Delegate Siwale threatened by sloppy Sil and sleepin' Security Council
Following the much-mourned retirement of Delegate @Siwale due to term-limits, Sloth J Siwale had hoped to enjoy a peaceful retirement at Sloth Tower in downtown Magicality City.
It was not to be.
In an apparent attack on his long time opponent, 1% @Pallaith pictured below has orchestrated an extraordinary hit on the most popular and active Delegate since Pretty @plembobria, Siwale himself.
Delegate Pallaith in an important cabinet meeting
For many years, it had been observed that both for the sake of the security of the Delegacy and for the sake of long term influence gain, that it was beneficial to the region to allow a Delegate to continue to tart and maintain a high endorsement count after they have left office. it has also traditionally encouraged the new office holders to be more proactive in their endorsement gathering.
Former Delegate's McMasterdonia, r3naissanc3r, @Eluvatar and others, had long maintained high endorsement levels well after their time in the Delegacy without necessarily being members of the Security Council.
But for the leadership of the new administration, proactivity is an unknown word with potentially dangerous consequences.
Left: Sloppy Sil after threatening Siwale. Right: Siwale giving a beautiful speech unaware of what was about to happen
With the retirement of Siwale from office, sloppy Sil was convinced to send threatening telegrams to the Delegate demanding that he immediately cease endorsement trading. Sloppy Sil threatened to take immediate action if he did not comply and described the former Delegate as a threat to our security.
This continues a recently established tradition of the Security Council and its Vice Delegate of choosing to threaten nations that endorse to a high level. It is easier for the sleepin' Security Councillors to make threats than to do their jobs and proactively grow their own endorsements.
On hearing the news of the threats made to his friend, former Delegate Pretty Plemby immediately phoned Greitbart and said "This example of utter laziness makes a mockery of the World Assembly Development Program and our endorsement culture that so many have died fighting for!"
Pictured: Pretty Plemby was furious when he heard the news of the threat to Siwale
Meanwhile, former delegate and national treasure r3naissanc3r described the characterisation of Sloth J Siwale as a threat as "nonsense" insisting that "the only threat we face right now is laziness and complacency".
He is absolutely correct.
The majority of the sleepin' security council barely bothered to tart at all during the recent tenure of 1% Pallaith as Vice Delegate. If it had not been for an enterprising Delegate, his delightful Culture Minister, and the motivated WA members of the region that participated in their endorsement frenzy activity, the endorsements of the region would be languishing behind even the most pathetic of feeders.
A source close to the planning of this event spoke to Greitbart on the condition of anonymity and confirmed that many opportunities were offered to Security Councillors to participate in that event and to grow their own endorsements. None took up the offer.
"The Security Council members themselves had to be repeatedly contacted by the Delegate and multiple members of his cabinet to remind them to endorse. Most of them didn't seem to think having a high endorsement count was important."
When contacted for comment, widely respected Security Councillor @Great Bights Mum stated that she had no idea these threats had been made to the former Delegate. "If we'd had a grown up conversation in private chambers with all members of the Security Council participating, such a poor decision would not have happened!"
When hearing these rousing words on their television set, SillyString, @Gladio, and @bootsie momentarily awoke from their slumber.
"Perhaps not" - SillyString, Gladio and Bootsie said in unison before falling back to sleep
Meanwhile @Romanoffia could not be heard from at all.
More to come.
