2018 July Opening Address

[Malphe]

The Mouse Hole of the Minister of Foreign Affairs
21 July, 2018​

In the wake of Plemby's resignation as Minister of Foreign Affairs I've taken up the mantle. Thanks to Siwale for giving me the opportunity, always glad to spend my free time staring at a computer screen.

Grand manifesto for the remainder of this term in the MoFA is to keep everything running smoothly and professionally. Be prepared for hordes of rats to chew into your homes and force you at gunpoint to distribute newspapers.

Bootsie will be staying on as a deputy and I am appointing Owenstacey as a deputy.

Minister of Foreign Affairs
[me]

 

[Dinoium]

Congratulations Malphe, I hope you serve us well!

 

[Zaz]

This is a fantastic appointment. Good luck Minister!

 

[El Fiji Grande]

Congratulations on the appointment!

 

[Sanjurika]

"...always glad to spend my free time staring at a computer screen."