Sue the person above

Aerilia · Mar 25, 2018

^ sued for knowing I drive

abc · Mar 25, 2018

^ I hereby sue Aerilia for driving; a most preposterous thing rather than being dignified and taking a horse-drawn carriage

Paxiosolange · Mar 25, 2018

I sue ABC for copyrighting the alphabet song.

Highton · Mar 25, 2018

?Sued for having a username impossible to pronounce

Aerilia · Mar 26, 2018

^ sued for having a low post count

Highton · Mar 27, 2018

?Sued for having a high post count

Aerilia · Mar 28, 2018

^ sued for having a low post count

Highton · Mar 29, 2018

?sued for suing me for the same thing twice

Isimud · Mar 29, 2018

^ Sued for having golden monkeys, reminding me of the Monkey King and a trilogy of books by Philip Pullman that I can't remember the name of at the moment, rather than the far more dignified golden lion which is also astrological symbol and constellation under which I was born.

So there.

Isimud · Mar 29, 2018

^ Sued for being so wordy and spammy, in spite of his low post count.

Aerilia · Mar 30, 2018

^ sued for double posting

Isimud · Mar 30, 2018

^ Sued for making me break the rules in another spam topic, I forget which.

Daniel · Mar 30, 2018

^Sued for causing emotional stress to children.

Isimud · Mar 30, 2018

^ Sued for thinking I believe anyone here is a child.

Highton · Mar 30, 2018

? Sued for just I don't even know

Isimud · Mar 31, 2018

^ Sued for suing me for the best reason I've yet seen.

[I can't believe I'm back here just for this.]

Highton · Mar 31, 2018

?Sued for adding extraneous information to your sue

Lotion · Mar 31, 2018

^ sued for not bringing my special cake

Isimud · Mar 31, 2018

^ Sued for not providing extraneous information sufficient to place that comment in its proper context.

Highton · Mar 31, 2018

^sued for having two heads

Isimud · Apr 1, 2018

^ Sued for having 2 monkeys, instead of 2 lions, or, even better, 2 heads.

Highton · Apr 1, 2018

^ sued for thinking something is wrong with monkeys THEY ARE BEST

Isimud · Apr 1, 2018

^ Sued for thinking that I object to monkeys, when I really own object to gold monkeys.

Lotion · Apr 1, 2018

^sued four suing someone

Isimud · Apr 2, 2018

^ Sued for having sued me for having sued someone.

Aerilia · Apr 2, 2018

^ sued for being a too nice of person

Isimud · Apr 2, 2018

^ Sued for not giving me a poison cookie, despite my seeming niceness.

Aerilia · Apr 3, 2018

^ sued for some strange unknown reason

Isimud · Apr 4, 2018

^ Sued for throwing rum at an armless person on the RMB.

Highton · Apr 7, 2018

^ sued for

Isimud · Apr 7, 2018

^ Sued for leaving a 'fill in the blank' in his/her sue that is going wild in my imagination.

Highton · Apr 7, 2018

^ sued for not knowing I'm a he

Aerilia · Apr 7, 2018

^ sued for being a he

Isimud · Apr 8, 2018

^ Sued for gender-biased suing.

Aerilia · Apr 8, 2018

^ sued for betraying us all

Isimud · Apr 9, 2018

^ Sued for not knowing that I'd betray you all, because I do have 2 faces.

mcmasterdonia · Apr 10, 2018

^ sued for being too obvious about their two-faced nature that nobody took it seriously! What a clown!

Aerilia · Apr 10, 2018

^ Sued for not having a capital letter at the start of your name

Zaz · Apr 10, 2018

^ Sued for trying to sue an admin.

Isimud · Apr 10, 2018

^ Sued for having a pale green deputy minister's badge and a face that's partly red.

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