Hell's Bells


Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee.

Welcome one and all to the Hell Consulate and Hell's Bells, the place for all your demonic news, and Hellion updates!

February 17th, 2015
Issue I. In the Land of the Dead

February 26th, 2015
Issue II. Lust For Life

March 17th, 2015
Issue III. Drink with the Devil

April 1st, 2015
Issue IV. Have ya heard?

April 21st, 2015
Issue V. Sympathy For The Devil

May 31st, 2015
Issue VI. For Whom the Bell Tolls

June 28th, 2015
Issue VII. Ghost Riders in the Sky

July 31st, 2015
Issue VIII: Devils Haircut

August 20th, 2015
Issue IX: He's Evil

September 25th, 2015
Issue X: A King Dust Demon

October 25th, 2015
Issue XI: No room in Hell

November 26th, 2015
Issue XII. Satan Is My Motor

December 24th, 2015
Issue XIII. Christmas Time in Hell

January 28th, 2016
Issue XIV. Comfort Eagle

March 22nd, 2016
Issue XV. Ace of Spades

April 26th, 2016
Issue XVI. Red Right Hand

May  31st, 2016
Issue XVII. Beat The Devil's Tattoo

July 19th, 2016
Issue XVIII. Satan Lend Me A Dollar

August 30th, 2016
Issue XIX. The Seventh Son

December 3rd, 2016
Issue XX. When You’re Evil

December 23rd, 2016
Issue XXI. Blackstar

January 16th, 2017
Issue XXII. Apeman

February 14th, 2017
Issue XXIII. I Can't Decide

March  30th, 2017
Issue XXIV. Thunder On The Mountain

May  28th, 2017
Issue XXV. I'm Not Like Everybody Else

August 8th, 2017
Issue XXVI. Heathens


Through me you go into a city of weeping,
Through me you go into eternal pain,
Through me you go amongst the lost people. 
Justice inspired my exalted Creator,
I am a creature of the Holiest Power,
Of Wisdom in the Highest and of Primal Love. 
Before me things create were none,
Save things Eternal,
And eternally I shall endure.
Ye who enter, abandon all hope...

And I heard as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying come and see and I saw, and behold...
Beelzebub: Cynical Alcoholics The Ruler of the Void, Magister of Hell.

The Dragon stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads,
With ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name.

Leviathan: Freddland The Beast of the Sea, Gatekeeper of Hell.

On the other side rose up Belial, in act more graceful and humane, A fairer person lost not Heaven; he seemed.
For dignity composed and high exploit: But all was false and hollow; though his Tongue.

Belial: Big Jim P The Master of Earth, Lord of Hell.

How you are fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning...For you have said in your heart: 'I will ascend into heaven, 
I will exalt my throne above the stars of Flemingovia; I will also sit on the mount of the congregation on the farthest sides of the north;
I will ascend above the heights of the clouds, I will be like the Most High.

Lucifer: The Stalker The Morning Star, King of Hell.


You dirty rat, you killed my brother!
Hell, this is good.

(See what i did there? I'm not proud of it)