No grandiose opening statement this time. Just some Deputy appointments.
I hereby appoint:
Everybody take your oaths before I beat you with a cinderblock.
I hereby appoint:
- SillyString. She has tons of experience in the Office, and it would be a real shame for her to leave now. (Don't mind the new cinderblock in the office, it's nothing important.)
SillyString will also continue to serve as Stand-in Attorney General. - Goyanes. He's been in the office longer than even I have, by about a few hours. I'm too lazy to change maskings, so he can stay. (Just kidding, it's always nice having someone active and enthusiastic on the team.)
- Scorch. This one is new. He asked to join just yesterday, actually, and I couldn't say no to those puppy-dog eyes of his. (Also, an ex-Minister is always a good choice for a Deputy legal position. It helps fill out their legal experience for even higher offices if they choose to go that way.)
Everybody take your oaths before I beat you with a cinderblock.