Xentheridan declarations of war.

Xentherida

Xentherida

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After joining the Treaty of Verum, which has absolutely no contingencies, approval, checks, or anything at all, Xentherida would like to officially declare war on the following nations:

ABC
Kaschovia
Lebanoro
Greenstead

These nations, as per the ToV's terms ("...henceforth becomes an ally of ABC so that both nations always fight on the same side in war"), firstly ABC is contractually obligated to declare war on each nation, and by the same clause, each nation in the ToV must declare war on each and every nation in the list, including themselves. Xentherida would also like to request that the "conquered" land is given to Xentherida to be annexed as a part of the Glorious Hippie Empire.

Thank you.
 
The Constitutional Monarchy of Andrenne hereby declares war on all nations within Union, excluding Xentherida. It also herby calls it's allies to arms.
 
The Malorian Empire hereby declares war on the nation of Cimmeria. We also call our allies into the war. HAIL THE KEIZER.
 
-A Communique from the Syrixian Empire-

The Syrixian Empire declares that it will use nuclear weapons on all capital cities of ToV nations unless King Christian III, Avis Axl, and other ToV nations come to Pataliputra and kiss the feet of Emperor Rajesh III within the next day.

PS: Lol. Memes.
 
The Malorian Empire has now announced that it will be dropping all of it's nuclear arsenal on all major Syrixian population centers
 
That's impossible, Prajapati came and used divine intervention to erase Xentherida and Maloria from time and space and make its people Syrixians, and to restore the Empire.
 
Andrenne has launched its entire nuclear arsenal, all nukes being 100 MT nukes, at all ToV nations excluding itself. It has also launched nuclear ICBMs at Ninhundland and Syrixia.
 
The Malorian Empire has done a massive draft and now will send a 40 million man army to liberate the nation of Cimmeria
 
Prajapati used divine handwavium!

It's super effective!

ENEMY TACTICAL NUKE fainted!
 
Merilians have summoned the Divine Lady and Lord along with the Aos Si who together erase Prajapati from existence and wipe clean the infestation that is the Syrixian people and homeland.
 
The Chantry of Maloria has announced that they have sent Saint Phillip the Stern to liberate the people of Ninhundland
 
Prajapati is, however, not erased from existence because the Lady and Lord are false gods, and fuses with Emperor Rajesh III to become the God-Emperor of Eras. He lifts a finger and all of humanity becomes Syrixian, except Ninhunders and Yeran, who are erased from time and space.
 
HEIL HUHRMANN AND DOWN WITH THE MONARCHIES.


The Ninhundish Government has send 40k soldiers into Andrenne to retake Vasten. At the same time Malorian Oil has been taken by the Ninhundish Forces.
 
Xentherida uses Hippie Power to drop Weapons of Mass Munchies on all of the infidels and surround them. Everyone surrenders from munchie-induced starvation and then annexed into the Great Hippie Empire.
Not Syrixia though. They're BURNED IN A NUCLEAR HELLFIRE
 
Saint Phillip counters this and turns Prajapati into a toad and absorbs all of her power
 
The God-Emperor becomes Shrek. Shrek changes the World Anthem to "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" and all humans become ogres.
 
Stårn himself comes down from Valhalla, riding upon his valiant steed armed with 10 10000000mm cannons. He unleashes the true power of the gods upon Syrixia and Ninhundland. Stårn wipes out 60% of the Ninhundish Army.
 
because of too many ogres, the world experiences a massive ogreload and implodes, killing everyone but the superior hippies
 
The Hippie's unite under their shared banner of peace, love and weed and delete Shrek and all false deities from the universe through the power of 42.
 
Andrenne becomes a space empire, taking over 60% of the Galaxy in this single post. Andrennians now transcend time and space, and completely wipe out Ninhundish molecules from the universe.
 
Saint Phillip deletes Shrek from time and space as it is a mortal construct and has no power over anyone
 
Shrek, being the Universe and having deleted the hippies, completely ignores all the previous posts. Shrek puts the Andrennian space empire on its hands and knees. It is ready.
 
Andrenne numberwanks so much that any remaining mortal is now in the Andrennian Army, which is armed with the most advanced technology in the entire universe or any other multiverse. Andrenne now controls every multiverse.
 
Shrek becomes Rhuvanland and takes over all multiverses. Friedrich Ulrich appoints himself as a mod because memes. Rhuvanland now rules all multiverses.
 
Uses handwavium magic to turn the multiverse into the Great Hippie Empire and uses the power of peace and love to erase Syrixia from the multiverse...
 
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