Mall
TNPer
There comes a time in every perennial candidate's life when they need to look deep down and analyze their methods. When they need to have a long think, consider alternatives, and grow. Having done all this I realize a fundamental truth: my campaigns need more Regression.
If elected I swear to do the following:
This is my solemn pledge to TNP.
On a separate note, I eagerly await the Admin team locking this thread under their new theory that any thread which they believe must be locked.
If elected I swear to do the following:
- Immediately issue a sua sponte judgment vacating all past Court decisions with the exception of Ravania's criminal conviction,
- Invalidate the citizenship of all those who are not Regressive Party members,
- Issue another sua sponte judgment requiring that every post on the forums which does not, from this point going forward, end with
is treason under the principle of res ipsa loquitur, - Convict all traitors under the above rule with the exception of Regressive Party members,
- Fight but probably lose in the recall vote,
- Get put on trial for something,
- Use as my defense that the will of the voters mandated the above,
- Win my trial by default since the other justices would have to resign, requiring the appointment of three temp justices, thereby ensuring a fiasco which would grind to a halt within a few weeks,
- Make snarky references to all the above into perpetuity.
This is my solemn pledge to TNP.
On a separate note, I eagerly await the Admin team locking this thread under their new theory that any thread which they believe must be locked.
