Haikus

Yalkan · Aug 29, 2017

I must usurp you.
This is now my destiny.
Prepare yourself sir!

Yalkan · Sep 29, 2017

What truly is death?
We may never really know.
Only forgotten.

Kaschovia · Oct 5, 2017

noot noot noot noot noot
yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet
noot noot noot noot noot

Malphe · Oct 16, 2017

The sun is shining
But it is red through the clouds
Wait what in the hell

Kaschovia · Nov 5, 2017

Here I am again,
trying to increase my posts,
I will get to #1.

Malphe · Nov 10, 2017

Ripples in water
Gecko jumping in water
Geckos cannot swim

Yalkan · Nov 11, 2017

Can you not feel it.
Wondrous tingle in the brain.
I may be alone.

James Urquhart · Nov 11, 2017

You only live twice:
Once when you are born
And once when you look death in the face

Ema Skye · Dec 5, 2017

what is a haiku
i really do not know what is
what is a haiku

Alsatian Island · Dec 17, 2017

How on earth can you?
Making a haiku is hard.
How do you do it?
(probably like 4 8 5 but eh)

Ema Skye · Dec 18, 2017

atslain, he had failed
he cannot do a haiku
it is five, seven, five

Alsatian Island · Dec 19, 2017

You can not even
Spell my nation correctly,
Disappointingly.

Ema Skye · Dec 19, 2017

You also can't spell mine.
My name is not "yoi", mister
It is Alunya

Alsatian Island · Dec 20, 2017

Why does it matter?
I never did say 'yoi', hm.
Okay bye, Alunya.

Ema Skye · Dec 26, 2017

what what what what what
what what what what what what what
ok bye Al-sa-tian

Arstotzka1 · Jan 12, 2018

This thread is quite weird,
I have to think about this,
Or I could say zilch

Berkowitzia · Jan 13, 2018

Why am I here now?
I want to get out of here.
I have to leave now.

Arstotzka1 · Jan 14, 2018

Goodbye then, person,
Hope to see you some time soon,
Or maybe later is good.

Yalkan · Jan 17, 2018

You dare step forward?
This is my domain you gnat.
My kingdom hath come.

Michael Power · Jan 17, 2018

Haikus are not fun
They are intended to but
they aren’t actually

Arstotzka1 · Jan 17, 2018

Insignificant,
We are small, ant-like creatures,
In the universe.

Yalkan · Jun 15, 2018

There is no end here.
Forever stuck in this place.
Freedom is a dream.

Janus · Jan 4, 2019

True freedom may be
A dream, but spam is forever.
This thread's fun. Who next?

Former English Colony · May 12, 2020

Wassup TNP
In the quiet peaceful time
Love to do haikus

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You dirty rat, you killed my brother!

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You dirty rat, you killed my brother!

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