Lord Wolfenia's Freedom To Party

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Permeable: The LWFTP believe that 20 programs must be in acted in order to preserve sanity and order in NS and the world.

The LWFTP will...

1. Defend the rights of forums goers; The LWFTP will defend the rights of forum goers. The dedicated core of our Region must be protected from being overpowered by the RMB.

2. Defend the rights of RMB users; The LWFTP will defend the rights of RMB users. The dedicated core of our Region must be protected from being overpowered by the forum goers.

3. Place security ink in our reservoirs to identify water as stolen from TNP nations.

4 Protect civilian by requiring Lord Ravenclaw to de-claw. Raise funds to gain ownership of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku via a tax on income and property value.

5. All american cheese sold in food establishments should be clearly marked “May contain traces of real food”
--5.1. Pre-shredded Parmesan and Mozzarella appear to have 11% cellulose wood shavings. A dangerous thing. It does not need Policy Five's warning. We all know they have an 81% cheese content value. Though, the LWFTP would likely recommend the use of pre-shredded Parmesan and Mozzarella for feeding wood loving creatures like beavers, groundhogs and Kim Kardashian.

6. All video game journalist will be scrutinized for bias. We will hire feminists and #gamergate members. They will agree, or we will have them sent to gulags.

7. Enact counseling programs to help socialist countries be proud of their debts. Bigger is better.

8. In order to fund senior pensions programs. An age freeze will be enacted for all people over the age of 55.

9. Ban frivolous parties.

10. Rap will be outlawed, but Eminem will be able to get a job at Mars.

11. Remove Karl Marx from all historical document and replace him with Tally Marx.

12. SAT tests will be abolished and replaced by Gordon Ramsey style cookery lessons and Rolf Harris art classes.

13. Instate the office of "Speaker of the Regional Assembly," The speaker will be from Packard Bell 884.

14. Fox news will be replaced with a liberal counterpart, Ferret News.

15. Instead of supporting "stand your ground laws," we will be introducing moats around houses so that no person may encroach on your property. In addition, gun control will be enacted, but boiling water control will not.

16. Gladiator games will return in full force. Raiders will play first.

17. Believe in freedom of movement around the world. People should be entitled to live wherever they want. Even if It’s in Peckham, Walsall or Milton Keynes New Town.

18. Raise funds to gain ownership of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku via a tax on income and property value.

19. Make free university tuition available to all students named Grant.

20. Homeschooled students must be able to answer questions about their home. If they fail, they will be sent to the gulag.

Lord of the Party
  • For the purposes of leadership, Wolfenia PFK shall be declared Lord of the Party.
  • The lord of the Party will have it's name position in-between the words Lord and Freedom in the title. when a lord is replaced, the name of the party shall change.
  • The Lord of the Party shall be responsible for -
    • Approval of candidate party members
    • Appointment of leadership
    • Ratification of internal changes
    • Maintenance of an official TNP forums thread
  • The Lord of the Party shall be the monarch of the party.
  • For the purposes of succession, The Lord of the Party shall designate a successor at their choosing on the official TNP forums thread.
  • If a successor is not selected, the Party Whip shall become the Lord of the Party.

    Leadership of the Party
  • Two offices in leadership, the Whip and the Party Chairman
  • The Lord of the Party shall be able to use any methodology to choose a office holder.
  • The positions of Whip and Party Chairman shall be for terms coinciding with the regional election cycle.
  • there are not term limits to incumbent. There are only terms
  • The Party Whip shall -
    • List the legislative agenda of the government and recommend action on votes.
    • Count the potential votes of party members in laws.
    • Grant endorsements to electoral candidates when no party member is running for the office.
  • The Party Chairman shall -
    • Bring modifications of the party platform or internal rules to vote.
    • Declare codes of conduct for party members
    • Arbitrate meeting to suspend membership of a party member or suspend powers of a leader.
  • The lord of the Party is the default holder of these offices.
  • If membership in the party surpasses 5, the Lord of the Party shall be able to modify, at a whim, leadership positions.
  • If there is five times the membership than the amount of essential offices, The Lord of the Party shall not hold essential offices.
  • The Lord of the Party cannot end the essential offices without a vote of the majority of party members
 
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