LONE WOLVES UNITED | D.E.E.R. PRESS RELEASE
"Leave no scraps"
JUNE 2016
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ON THE HUNT
"Alright", Abenthy said. He paused a moment to strike a match, draw the flame into his pipe, tamp down the tobacco, and send the initial puffs of smoke into the air. "They're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us." Abenthy drew the warm Latakia tobacco smoke with a long pull deep into his lungs, held it for a moment as he looked about, and exhaled. "They can't get away this time." Abenthy and his men proceeded to hack and slash their way through the defender hordes, climbing over the bodies to catch the remaining defenders as they attempted to flee.
With successful hits on The United Federation of Planets, World Socialist Alliance, Korovia, and the Socialist Union of Authoritarian States, the Wolves have been busy pub crawling throughout the NS world and sampling what each region has to offer.
World Socialist Alliance
While scouting, we stumbled upon what seemed to be a pack of feral, free-range fascists who had taken over the region and were slapped on the wrist by the safety patrol. It appeared as though the laziest bunch of defenders had tried to reclaim the region. They successfully kicked-out the delegate leaving a fascist in charge with border control and failing to even reset the WFE! As a matter of principle, we took it upon ourselves to help this region with their pest problem. We helped properly fumigate the region, until the defenders arrived to back-up Joe the Lion; after talking for a little bit, we went on our way.
Korovia
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In Korovia, Abenthy dispatches defenders in mass.
In Korovia, Abenthy dispatches defenders in mass.
Korovia has graciously hosted the most recent party for the Wolves which, by all accounts, was a smashing success. Many flocked to the region to enjoy the party the past few updates, but we had to turn away 36 at the front door despite several attempts at bribing. Least we not forget our defender friends who were absent when the party started. Songs were dedicated to several notable individuals that were sorely missed at our festivities.
Korovia was also a special place for Anera since it was her first defense against a liberation attempt. In all, 36 thought they could escape her.
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Korovia - Anera defeats her first liberation attempt
Korovia - Anera defeats her first liberation attempt
Unfortunately, there were some bad apples in the bunch that wanted to spoil our party before it had even started. They did their best to call the cops, but were disappointed when their noise complaint went unnoticed. After a few nights of steady keg stands and karaoke, the party has ended and we’ve left the clean-up to our hosts.
Korovia has remained in contact with us since we left and they are in the process of moving to a new region because of security concerns. We always love talking to natives, especially those who bring more than salt to the table.
Socialist Union of Authoritarian States
Anerastreia and Abenthy celebrate the successful raid with a traditional LWU dance.
After a one second jump window that failed to capture Global Federation and noting the fact that we used mostly dirty pups directly from Haunted Forest to carry this out, a change of targets was decided. The Socialist Union of Authoritarian States, or SUAS for short, seemed like a decent place because of how late it was. The raid happened without issue and we even had unlikely support in the form of Altmoras II, who recently defected from their oppressive overlords within the Grey Wardens.
Ladies Man Scardino lays down some grooves for the natives in Socialist Union of Authoritarian States
Scardino asked Altmoras to show him his war face
For their first raid, Altmoras did a pretty decent job.
We invite Altmoras to come and join Lone Wolves United, where their urges towards raiding can be more than adequately satiated among friends.
CULTURE
With a sudden rush of artistic energy and opiates, a renaissance of the humanities has struck Lone Wolves United as beautiful designs for the Lone Puppet flag have poured in with submissions to end and voting to take place soon. In similar fashion, Scardino has created breath-taking portraits of LWU members in the Skype chat. Lamb Stone has also helped broaden the musical catalog of the region, introducing everyone to strange, edgy, and sometimes completely fictional musical groups. Efforts are also underway to help piece together some highly engaging role-playing topics on the forums and we are currently looking for people that would be interested.
Lone Wolves United Lone Puppet flag submissions
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From left to right - Scardino, Evil Wolf, Green/Elysium Station II, Lost, Samson
Neenee, Ever-Wandering Souls, Kurosaki, Elindra Kshrlmnt, Dream Killers, Lamb Stone
AROUND THE REGION
Recruitment Contest
Lone Wolves United, The Black Hawks, and Unknown are currently involved in a recruitment contest that will end when one region manages to naturally acquire 250 nations. The old record count of nations within our region before undertaking this feat was 170 nations and at the time of writing this we have over 190. The Black Hawks currently hold the lead with over 200 nations while Unknown is in third with 170.
NationStates Game-play Embassy established
Back by overwhelming popular demand, Lone Wolves United has set up shop in the Game-play sub forum. Finally, a Drunken Bitch Bar in your neighborhood! Come on down, say ‘Hail!’, and have a few drinks and a few laughs with us. Or don't and miss out. You will regret it.
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