Whatever Blanks Your Blank

[Kaschovia]

The idea of this thread is simple: You must come up with your own 'Whatever floats your boat' style saying. I imagine some random damn things could come from this. As OP, I'll set off the thread.

Whatever chops your carrots.

 

[Frozentophat]

Whatever plays your piano.

 

[Kaschovia]

Whatever starts your thread.

 

[Frozentophat]

Whatever ends your life 0.o

That got dark quickly.

 

[Kaschovia]

Whatever burns your pickles.

 

[Frozentophat]

Whatever cuts your hair.

 

[Kaschovia]

Whatever freezes your hat.

 

[Frozentophat]

Whatever builds your house.

 

[Kaschovia]

Whatever smacks your fish.

 

[Frozentophat]

Whatever combs your microphone.

 

[Kaschovia]

Whatever strokes your ear.

 

[Frozentophat]

Whatever leagues your legends.

 

[Ornge]

Whatever dubs your anime

 

[Frozentophat]

Whatever airplanes your freight train.

 

[Kaschovia]

Whatever jingles your kneecaps.

 

[Frozentophat]

Whatever watches your refrigerator.

 

[Yrkidding]

Whatever paddles your canoe.

 

[Frozentophat]

Whatever frames your trees.

 

[Kaschovia]

Whatever minces your snow.

 

[Frozentophat]

Whatever toothpastes your maths.

 

[Kaschovia]

Whatever breaks your lobster.

 

[Frozentophat]

Whatever minces your potatoes. e

 

[Kaschovia]

Whatever crushes your dreams.

 

[Frozentophat]

Whatever throws your darts.

 

[Kaschovia]

Whatever dents your armour.

 

[Frozentophat]

Whatever baffles your horse.

 

[Kaschovia]

Whatever sniffles your juice.

 

[Frozentophat]

Whatever fries your cereal.

 

[Kaschovia]

Whatever toasts your octopus.

 

[Frozentophat]

Whatever greases your penguin.

 

[Kaschovia]

Whatever runs your nose.

 

[IndieGirl]

Whatever mountains your molehill.

 

[Kaschovia]

Whatever cuts your hair.

 

[IndieGirl]

Whatever licks your chops.

 

[Eyes that do not Lie]

Whatever states your nation.

 

[IndieGirl]

Whatever Graciuses your Maximus.

 

[Eyes that do not Lie]

Whatever plates your Plato.

 

[Piscivore]

Whatever magnetically delaminates the nacelle phalanges on your Strumpthaler's array plates.

Whatever reverses the polarity of the flow through your warp coil.

 

[Esplandia]

Whatever tickles your pickle

 

[Eyes that do not Lie]

Whatever pings your pong.