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"For your protection"
LATE MAY 2016
NASICOURNIA
The ancient defender backwater of Nasicournia was attacked by wolves at update following the disappearance of its founder, Pope Hope. While she was out getting her beauty sleep, the Wolves rolled in to steal the delegacy. After a prompt response from the safety patrol, the raid was stuffed and the sitting delegate was reinforced. After a brief moment of disappointment, the raiders quickly realized that Tuesday Heights was only active enough to keep up with national issues and had paid no attention to the region he was presiding over. With the delegacy out of reach and the defenders unable to remove the raiders, the whole pack proceeded to party like it was 1999.
THE REVENGE OF THE WOLVES
During the events unfolding in Nasicournia it was revealed that long time wolf Lamb Stone is actually a Sith Lord! Darth Stone had recently returned from a long slumber but is now fully active within Lone Wolves United serving as a Khalif.
Scardino judging haikus as Pope Hope looks on disapprovingly
Scardino, acting under the puppet Liberty Unlimited, declared an official region-wide haiku contest inviting raiders, defenders, and natives alike to participate with a cash prize. All contest entries are posted below. Abenthy, operating under the puppet Ludite People, was declared the winner. Pope Hope was originally asked to judge this contest but declined to respond. Congratulations to Abenthy on winning and thank you to everyone who participated.
Pope Hope returning after CTE'ing
THE RETURN OF POPE HOPE
Seeing Pope Hope as the last hope of ridding the region of vicious wolves, an army of dark knights pooled together their evil blood magic to conjure their dark savior from the realms of Facebook.
Lone Wolves United has always been a bastion of escape for those seeking refuge from the mandated torments of other regions. Events such as this raid party demonstrate that we are dedicated to our core principal of having fun first. We are a region that is only as serious as we need to be.
Written by Dream Killers, Lamb Stone, Scardino, and DEER
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