Conspiracy Corner

Aerilia · Apr 6, 2019

There is mind control chips in all of us

Nessuno · Apr 6, 2019

@Siwale is Kitopea

Zaz · Apr 6, 2019

@Nessuno isn't really a sea monster. Instead he lives in a swamp.

BluieGamer · Apr 7, 2019

Chemtrails, man. They try to make you happy...... he he he.

Zaz · Apr 7, 2019

@BluieGamer is the shadow MoD and @Bobberino is his puppet.

Bobberino · Apr 7, 2019

Zaz:
@BluieGamer is the shadow MoD and @Bobberino is his puppet.

@Malphe was the one pulling all the strings behind @Zaz's MoD terms. He resigned to more clearly put his intentions in #npa-spam and in Zaz's DMs.

Aerilia · Apr 7, 2019

The North Pacific's government has mind control chips in us all

Zaz · Apr 7, 2019

There's fluoride in the rum supply.

Malphe · Apr 8, 2019

Bobberino:
@Malphe was the one pulling all the strings behind @Zaz's MoD terms. He resigned to more clearly put his intentions in #npa-spam and in Zaz's DMs.

Jesus christ Bob what did I tell you about leaking sensitive info from the North Pacific Order server? You do realize somebody's going to realize none of this is a joke, right?

mcmasterdonia · Apr 8, 2019

ABC is innocent and a victim of a conspiracy to purge him

Bobberino · Apr 8, 2019

Malphe:
Jesus christ Bob what did I tell you about leaking sensitive info from the North Pacific Order server? You do realize somebody's going to realize none of this is a joke, right?

By overloading them with leaks that can contradict each other, they won't know what hit them! Come on, what the hell else goes on in #npo-command?

Aerilia · Apr 18, 2019

America doesn't exist, all the people that say to live there are paid actors

New Francois · Aug 29, 2020

The earth is flat

this isn’t a conspiracy

it’s true

Pigeonstan · Aug 29, 2020

the earth is a dinosaur

Aerilia · Sep 26, 2020

@Inven isn't real.

Venicea · Apr 28, 2021

There was actually a poll in TNP.

Wolfsea · Apr 28, 2021

Communist Cheerleaders from Mars stole the last Mars bar fron the Assembly Canteen.

Aerilia · May 19, 2021

The moon is fake

TheLandOfFunFunFun · Nov 25, 2022

What if @Aerilia is also fake?

Aerilia · Nov 25, 2022

Australia is run by a secret organisation in New Zealand

TheLandOfFunFunFun · Nov 25, 2022

What?

I thought New Zealand was run by a secret organisation in Australia!

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