Conspiracy Corner

[Wolfsea]

Welcome to Conspiracy Corner, where the truth is out!

So.... let the truth be revealed!​

 

[Wolfsea]

The truth is that in reality all of North Korea's military vehicles are actually Ford Focuses covered in painted Cardboard.

 

[Syrixia]

Legend has it that soon, HE will return. HE is within us. HE will never be conquered. HE is the great savior of NS. HE is everything, HE is love, HE is life, HE is the very existence of the universe.

HE.

 

[Wolfsea]

I heard that Wasps secretly can make honey and are trying to flood the market.

 

[Corporal Clegg]

Justice Antonin Scalia was killed by the Illuminati.
HE.

 

[Tortoises]

Whales are actually war machines used by the Japanese to spy on American tourists.
HE

 

[Corporal Clegg]

Keith Richards sacrificed David Bowie to the Illuminati.

(HE.)

 

[Wolfsea]

The Illuminati are actually squirrels

 

[Felis]

hillary is trump

 

[Corporal Clegg]

Bernie is Burny...

 

[Felis]

Hannah is Miley.

 

[Syrixia]

hillary is trump

HillarY.

HY.

HI.

"HI!" He said.

HE said.

HE.

 

[Kannex]

Syrixia is actually a giraffe.

 

[Syrixia]

Kannex is actually a living sphere with two eyes and no mouth that has an Austrian flag and a star on him.

 

[Felis]

I am actually a young woman in a scarf.

 

[Syrixia]

Scarf.

"Do you want to buy this scarf?" He said.

HE said.

HE.

 

[MacSalterson]

Syrixia only appears same, but in reality is spawn of the Great Madness, our Lord beyond the Stars, the Vast Prince, the Laughing God, Whose Reach is Infinite and Age Eternal Nylarthotep, praise be to Him.

 

[Tortoises]

Yeraennus uses small dragons to light his cigars.

 

[Syrixia]

the Great Madness, our Lord beyond the Stars, the Vast Prince, the Laughing God, Whose Reach is Infinite and Age Eternal Nylarthotep, praise be to Him.

...who is a lowly servant to HE.

HE.

 

[Corporal Clegg]

I Am is
HE.

 

[Kannex]

English and German are actually dialects of a greater common language.

 

[Wolfsea]

Bananas are the NWO.

 

[Esplandia]

The Queen of Great Britain is also the Queen of England. (I mean just look how similar they look)

 

[Kannex]

The Queen of Great Britain is also the Queen of England. (I mean just look how similar they look)

You'll never believe this, but she's also human.

 

[Tortoises]

Rumor has it, Buckingham Palace is actually just a large building with a fancy name.

 

[Syrixia]

Buckingham Palace.

The Queen lives there.

The Queen is married to a Prince Consort.

His name is Prince Philip.

HIS name.

HIS. Masculine gender pronoun.

HE. Masculine gender pronoun.

HE.

 

[Nebula]

Everyone on this thread has taken advantage of legalized marijuana in certain nearby areas and is now higher than the ISS.

High.

Hi.

HE.

 

[Tortoises]

This conspiracy thread has a deeper truth.

Conspiracy

Cy

Se

HE

 

[Syrixia]

Conspiracy rhymes with Holy See.

The Pope is the leader of the Holy See.

The Pope is male.

HE. Masculine gender pronoun.

HE.

 

[Wolfsea]

German children sleep while yelling "SNORE! SNORE! SNORE! SNORE!"

 

[Syrixia]

Snore.

Snoke.

Supreme Leader Snoke.

Supreme Leader Snoke is male.

HE. Masculine gender pronoun.

HE.

 

[Nebula]

Churches brainwash children into believing in a giant sky-Gandalf with omnipotent powers and a hatred of masturbation.

 

[Syrixia]

Gandalf.

Gandalf is male.

HE. Masculine gender pronoun.

HE.

 

[Syrixia]

HE.

HE starts with H.

H pronounced sounds a bit like "Hate".

"Hate" starts with H.

"Hate" rhymes with Nate.

Nate is short for Nathan.

Nathan is most commonly a male name.

Men.

HE. Masculine gender pronoun.

HE.

 

[Nebula]

Syrixia does meth.

 

[Esplandia]

Syrixia does meth.

(excuse me we're supposed to be voicing conspiracies, not common knowledge.)

The moon landing was faked. it was actually filmed on jupiters moon, Io.

 

[Syrixia]

Syrixia does meth.

Nebula said this.

Nebula.

The first person to discover this was Charles Messier.

Charles Messier was a man.

HE. Masculine gender pronoun.

HE.

 

[Nebula]

Syrixia does meth.

(excuse me we're supposed to be voicing conspiracies, not common knowledge.)

lol sorry

Imperium Augustum is secretly a Rhuvish colony.

 

[MacSalterson]

Nebula is actually Kim Kong Un

 

[Felis]

Yeraennus is a giant dildo with hands