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What do you call it when you try to tell a bad joke and even that doesn't work?

A Syrixia.
 
MacSalterson:
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Yeraennus:
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles!
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Squid. Squid have ten, octopi only have eight.



A three-legged dog limps into a bar and says "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw"
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The joke uses octopi btw. It isn't supposed to be anatomically correct.

A variation on a previous joke: Where does Hitler keep his armies?

Poland.

A helium atom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here". The helium atom doesn't react.

The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here"

A tachyon walks into a bar.
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A limbo champion walks into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.

A man walks into a bar.
Then a table, then a chair.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh

I got rid of my dollar and told it to never come back until it became 100 pennies.
It did not change.
 
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
 
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