[CRIMINAL] King Durk the Awesome vs North Harmoneia

Discussion in 'Office of Attorney General' started by King Durk the Awesome, Dec 22, 2015.

  1. King Durk the Awesome

    King Durk the Awesome TNPer

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    Harmoneia says I couped TNP, but I've never been convicted of such. Lies and slander, basically. Hence, I'm suing North Harmoneia for a sum of 100 billion filipino pesos.
     
  2. King Durk the Awesome

    King Durk the Awesome TNPer

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    Whoops, change [CRIMINAL] to [CIVIL].
     
  3. north harmoneia

    north harmoneia TNPer

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    PHILIPPINE. Filipino is used to describe persons, not money or objects relating to the country. :P Also you shouldn't spam in here. >_>
     
  4. King Durk the Awesome

    King Durk the Awesome TNPer

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    More slander as expected. I'm increasing the sum total of my lawsuit to 1000000 trillion filipino pesos, which is equivalent to about $25 USD.
     
  5. Flemingovia

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  6. Flemingovia

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    Just a note that should the constitutional court be too overwhelmed to consider this case, the Fiqh stands ready to render any assistance we can.
     
  7. Romanoffia

    Romanoffia Garde à l'eau!

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    It might also be worth noting that we do not have Civil Law/Civil Code in TNP. In fact, we can be very uncivil at times, which is why we have no Civil Code in TNP.

    So, I endorse Flemingovia's suggestion to apply to the Fiqh for swift and violently delivered justice, with wafers and a generous slathering of Marmite brand Savory Spread (since Vegemite is currently out of stock).
     
  8. Gracius Maximus

    Gracius Maximus Tyrant (Ret.)

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    Thanks for this.

    Please resubmit in the correct format for a criminal complaint.