[CRIMINAL] King Durk the Awesome vs North Harmoneia

[King Durk the Awesome]

Harmoneia says I couped TNP, but I've never been convicted of such. Lies and slander, basically. Hence, I'm suing North Harmoneia for a sum of 100 billion filipino pesos.

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

Whoops, change [CRIMINAL] to [CIVIL].

 

[north harmoneia]

PHILIPPINE. Filipino is used to describe persons, not money or objects relating to the country. Also you shouldn't spam in here. >_>

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

More slander as expected. I'm increasing the sum total of my lawsuit to 1000000 trillion filipino pesos, which is equivalent to about $25 USD.

 

[Flemingovia]

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[Flemingovia]

Just a note that should the constitutional court be too overwhelmed to consider this case, the Fiqh stands ready to render any assistance we can.

 

[Romanoffia]

It might also be worth noting that we do not have Civil Law/Civil Code in TNP. In fact, we can be very uncivil at times, which is why we have no Civil Code in TNP.

So, I endorse Flemingovia's suggestion to apply to the Fiqh for swift and violently delivered justice, with wafers and a generous slathering of Marmite brand Savory Spread (since Vegemite is currently out of stock).

 

[Gracius Maximus]

Thanks for this.

Please resubmit in the correct format for a criminal complaint.