O, politeness bids I allow ye entry,
Lest shame be brought upon I,
Alas, I knoweth not thou intention, nor thou being,
Thus I ask of thee, a request put simply,
Who doth be there?
My auditory detection organs have identified that aerial vibrations are originating as a result of perscssuive action involving the nearby entryway. As such I request information on the identify of the individual responsible.