Your Answers

[Syrixia]

Simple. I ask a question every day, and you answer it in a funny, literal, however you want kind of way. Preferably funny.

Describe the 2016 US Elections in 4 words.

 

[Kannex]

I stand with Rand.

 

[Nebula]

Bernie for the win.

 

[mcmasterdonia]

Hildog will defeat all.

 

[Syrixia]

Crazy insane everything fest.

 

[Nessuno]

I do not care.

 

[Syrixia]

Describe religion in 4 words.

(It's about to get ugly)

 

[Nebula]

Organized pleading with thunderstorms.

 

[Felis]

Apatheism* is my bae

(*idgaf)

 

[Syrixia]

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

 

[mcmasterdonia]

Science holds the answer.

 

[Nessuno]

I do not care.

 

[Syrixia]

Who would you thank in your acceptance speech?

 

[Nebula]

Acceptance speech for what?

 

[Felis]

My parents and siblings

 

[Kannex]

Jesus Christ, Lord etc.

 

[Syrixia]

Good ol' Tom.

XD

 

[Tortoises]

What thread have I walked into?

 

[Nebula]

Get. Out. Now.

 

[Syrixia]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck lived in Nazi Germany?

 

[Nebula]

Depends on where he chucks it. If he chucks it at Hitler, probably just the one piece because he's getting his ass hauled to Auschwitz. But if he chucks it through the window of a Jewish-run business on Krystallnacht, he gets to keep doing it for another seven years.

 

[Nebula]

All right, Syrixia, since you haven't paused a question for yesterday, I'll handle it.
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[mcmasterdonia]

What happened to 4words?

 

[Nebula]

Syrixia never said it had to be four words in general, just for those two questions.

 

[Syrixia]

All right, Syrixia, since you haven't paused a question for yesterday, I'll handle it.
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About time Target did this. Those crazy confederates just keep on whining. XD

 

[Syrixia]

Today's question: Describe the North Pacific in four words.

 

[Felis]

You are all fat.

 

[Nebula]

Controlled by the oldies.

 

[mcmasterdonia]

Fun and ever changing

 

[Tortoises]

We are all doomed

 

[Yrkidding]

Crown Jewel: Lancerian Empire.

 

[Nebula]

Nah

 

[mcmasterdonia]

That was one word >____________________<

 

[Yrkidding]

Didn't last long, eh?

 

[Nebula]

Really epic fail, mate

 

[Wolfsea]

Receiving constant Papal disapproval

 

[Nebula]

Have we changed questions?

 

[mcmasterdonia]

Maybe Syrixia has forgotten?

 

[Nebula]

Let's do it ourselves.

 

[Felis]

What's your favourite number.