The Schnellerkrieg: Reimagined

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So, this actually isn't going to be a real RP, as that would span my whole RP career, and I'm just not doing it. However, what would the leaders of Guslantis (or even the nation) look like if Guslantis decided to attack Grosseschnauzer instead of Zemnaya Svoboda during the Schnellerkrieg.

First, we're going to assume if Guslantis did attack Grosseschnauzer, that Guslantis won, as I don't believe as many nations would be interested in the RP, leaving Grosseschnauzer to fight its own battle. So, with the alternate Schnellerkrieg won, what happens to our beloved characters?

Leah Hilley - President of Guslantis

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First, let's talk about Leah, since she would change the most. The cutthroat former Minister of Foreign Affairs would not proceed to the Ministry of Human Services, but rather, would marry her high school lover, her predecessor, Hunter Hilley. Screw Abigail and the Second Treaty of Pigletville, this president would amend the Treaty of Pigletville like her husband did, and if any nation tried to counter her, she'd declare war. Forget NPTO as well, as the organization would not exist, she definitely wasn't its first Chairwoman.

Alicia Durand - Minister of Information

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Now, when you think of Alicia, you think of the scared middle-aged woman who plays video games on her laptop. Not Alicia Durand. As her high school bully, Leah, rose to the presidential seat, Alicia spent her time as minister to convert Ayuda from a personal assistant to a war strategist, giving her the edge over Kyle Hall. She also got rid of her glasses, since Leah hated them.

Hunter Hilley - Minister of Science

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Forget the shaming of Hilley, as most applauded Hilley for amending the Treaty of Pigletville (or died arguing). He was given the position so he could spend time with his wife, Leah Hilley.

AYUDA 3.0 - War Strategist

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As mentioned above, AYUDA didn't just stay as a personal assistant, he became a war strategist in his two big updates. Yikes, a robot commander, I think that'd be hard to deal with.

Mikita Nowe - Vice President of Guslantis

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To adapt to the political swing that occurred due to win of the Schnellerkrieg and the announcement that being cutthroat (Leah Hilley) or a compulsive liar (Hunter Hilley) was okay, the native of Pigletville ran with Leah under a very martial platform to become Vice President of Guslantis.

Debra Leopard - Governor of Pigletville

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Wait, she's what now? That's it, Pigletville is doomed. Congrats Augustus Town, you're now the capital of Guslantis. Seriously, who voted her in?

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the first and last edition of The Schnellerkrieg: Reimagined. What did we learn? Guslantis probably would've been a lot different. To old and new RPers alike, see how one choice can affect a whole nation's history? One choice can change your entire nation from a peaceful democracy to, whatever the heck the alternate Guslantis is. And sadly, they are stuck with Debra. :P

Sincerely yours,

~Boots
 
I didn't think of Ayuda as looking like freaking Obi-Wan Kenobi, even in an alternate universe. :rofl:

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Alicia built Ayuda to be the perfect man, so she chose to use her red hair as inspiration. And in regards to Debra, none of my descriptions said she was a pretty woman. Just boring and mean.
 
Syrixia:
I didn't think of Ayuda as looking like freaking Obi-Wan Kenobi, even in an alternate universe. :rofl:

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Looks like the small lady from the incredibles
 
Cronaal:
Syrixia:
I didn't think of Ayuda as looking like freaking Obi-Wan Kenobi, even in an alternate universe. :rofl:

ncisla_cast_5.jpg
Looks like the small lady from the incredibles
Holy crap! Yeah!
 
I recognise "Debra". She was in the television show "NCIS Los Angeles". She was "Henrietta "Hetty" Lange", an operations manager, and was portrayed by Linda Hunt.
 
Xentherida:
I recognise "Debra". She was in the television show "NCIS Los Angeles". She was "Henrietta "Hetty" Lange", an operations manager, and was portrayed by Linda Hunt.
:blink:
 
The Spokesman of Eumenor:
Looks to be a creative exercise. Finding out one thing in your nation's history that was crucial, then changing it slightly to see the many differences that change spawns, is a well-known exercise to get creativity flowing.
 
Darcania:
The Spokesman of Eumenor:
Looks to be a creative exercise. Finding out one thing in your nation's history that was crucial, then changing it slightly to see the many differences that change spawns, is a well-known exercise to get creativity flowing.
I know, Darcania, in fact I enjoyed reading it. I wonder what Eumenor's pivotal event would be?
 
Over in TSP, we're close to war. So to get out all out of our systems, we started a non-canon war, then started invading everyone. :)
 
The Spokesman of Eumenor:
Yeah...
But it's hard to say because I don't know how No Such Thing is going to end!
TNP's equivalent of the Napoleonic Wars? :P There is, after all, a series of novels that's basically the Napoleonic Wars with dragons. :3
 
Darcania:
The Spokesman of Eumenor:
Yeah...
But it's hard to say because I don't know how No Such Thing is going to end!
TNP's equivalent of the Napoleonic Wars? :P There is, after all, a series of novels that's basically the Napoleonic Wars with dragons. :3
The napoleonic wars with dragons sounds absolutely legendary.
 
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