ARCHIVED: Terrorism in Narnia!

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Empire of Narnia​
Central Intelligence Agency​

Breaking News: Terrorist Attack Rocks Military Base and Death Camp!

Recently a violent terrorist group known as The Guardians of Liberty have attacked a Narnian military installation and captured several key classified assets. The violent terrorists struck the base in a highly coordinated strike before ruthlessly attacking one of Narnia's key Lego-manufacturing death camps, freeing numerous thought-criminals. The terrorists also captured several key government officials. Among the captured include the world-renowned research scientist Dr. Josef Heiter and Councilman Fred Phelps. It is believed that the hostages have been taken out of Narnia and into a foreign nation.

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A helicopter damaged in the attack

The terrorist group is believed to be operating in a base near or within the city of San Francisco. The leader of the group, Kagome Higurashi is a wanted pagan and thought-criminal while her alleged second-in-command, "Inuyasha" is a category X unperson who illegally escaped from his mandatory termination.

The Narnian Central Intelligence Agency is requesting permission to conduct investigations abroad. We invite our fellow nations to work together to ensure these violent criminals are brought to justice. They are a threat to the entire region. We pray for the safe return of those captured and hope our fellow nations will assist in ensuring their safe return to Narnia.

((OOC: You can help the bad guys as well if you want))
 
(OOC: I fail to see, based on your OP, about how your "bad guys" are bad. They appear to be freethinking people standing for their liberty against an oppressive, strict government.)
 
Syrixia:
(OOC: I fail to see, based on your OP, about how your "bad guys" are bad. They appear to be freethinking people standing for their liberty against an oppressive, strict government.)
(That's kind of the point. They are not nearly as bad as the government makes them out to be. They don't kill civilians or commit war crimes so from a certain point of view they are the good guys. I thought it would be better than a black and white type of scenario)
 
The Nebulan military leaders were at their weekly meeting to discuss events around the region.
"...the official stance has not changed on the conflicts beginning in New Sekai."
"Excellent. What's our next order of business?"
"The so-called terrorists in Narnia, sir."
"And the government stance is...?"
"The government is currently pro-rebel, sir."
"Hmmm. We'll be taking on a fairly weak dictatorship. I think we can probably spare a small fleet."
"Yes, and some aircraft."
The aide cleared his throat. "Gentlemen, the government would prefer to send aid without major international attention coming to it."
"Ah. So in addition to openly sending a few battle cruisers, High Command wants some arms shipments going in."
"Yes, sir."
All eyes turned to the head of Nebula Arms Manufacturing. He looked back at them. "Well, at our current production rates, you need all the warships we can produce. However, we can probably get them about 2,000 tanks and 60 aircraft. But we'll need some kind of remuneration. We can't keep this kind of spending up without any profit coming from it to keep it buoyed."
"We can discuss deals with the rebel leaders later."
 
The Spokesman of Eumenor:
KEEP CALM EVERYBODY, NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST
EXCEPT, OF COURSE, THE EGG SALAD. OTHER THAN THAT, NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST. thankyouforyoutime.
 
NOTHING OF VALUE. YES INDEED. HEY, WHERE IS MY PRICELESS 24 KARAT GOLD INHALER? I HOPE IT HAS NOT BEEN NINJA'D BY THE PANCAKE NINJAS. POSSIBLY A SEARCH PARTY WOULD NEED TO BE DEPLOYED.

(OOC: This is confusing.)
 
Nebula:
The Nebulan military leaders were at their weekly meeting to discuss events around the region.
"...the official stance has not changed on the conflicts beginning in New Sekai."
"Excellent. What's our next order of business?"
"The so-called terrorists in Narnia, sir."
"And the government stance is...?"
"The government is currently pro-rebel, sir."
"Hmmm. We'll be taking on a fairly weak dictatorship. I think we can probably spare a small fleet."
"Yes, and some aircraft."
The aide cleared his throat. "Gentlemen, the government would prefer to send aid without major international attention coming to it."
"Ah. So in addition to openly sending a few battle cruisers, High Command wants some arms shipments going in."
"Yes, sir."
All eyes turned to the head of Nebula Arms Manufacturing. He looked back at them. "Well, at our current production rates, you need all the warships we can produce. However, we can probably get them about 2,000 tanks and 60 aircraft. But we'll need some kind of remuneration. We can't keep this kind of spending up without any profit coming from it to keep it buoyed."
"We can discuss deals with the rebel leaders later."
Encrypted Rebel Message

Within a hidden underground base near the California coast the rebel leader Kagome received a message from the Nebulan military. The large secret base was brimming with weaponry and stolen goods captured in numerous raids.

"We thank you for your help. We have some friends in the port of San Francisco that will be able to get those weapons into the country. We have a few thousand members across the country, but we hope that if the people see that Harper and the evil Fazbear are not invincible that a true revolution can start. Our dream is to restore the Constitution and bring back democratic rule to North America. We will be able to send payment in either Narnian currency or gold."




Official Narnian Communique

The government of Narnia is very disappointed in the cruel words of some of the fellow nations. Councilman Phelps and Dr. Heiter are beloved members of the Narnian government. Our government is a benevolent one devoted to regional peace and security. We implore any government supporting reactionary movements in Narnia to reconsider their choice.
 
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