Nasania
TNPer
Oh Ahoy! Pirates of the North Pacific
The Kitoshi Times-A band of armed pirates boarded a Nasanian Merchant Marine Containership full of goods bound for the Kingdom of Davidland this week. On 25 April, five robbers armed with AK47's boarded an underway bulk carrier at 0230 hrs local time approximately 4.6nm North-northeast off the Funkadelian Coast. The robbers threatened the sleepy crew and commandeered the ship at gunpoint. The crew members noticed the robbers and shrugged, prompting the robbers to take command of the ship with the crew as hostages.
There has been a cluster of activity reported near the strait of Guslantis with seven incidents reported since the beginning of April. It has become increasingly common for robbers to board underway bulk carriers due the vessels’ relatively low freeboard when laden. Of the seven reported incidents throughout April, two were against underway bulk carriers, two against underway tankers and one against an underway container vessel. The capability of pirates to frequently board underway vessels is a concerning development that places vessels transiting in the region at a heightened risk of attack seven per month.
The Nasanian government has yet to decide what to do about this act of treachery. The ship owners and insurers have found that it's more cost-effective to pay ransoms and are currently offering slightly over $1 million per vessel, claiming that's cheaper than buying a new ship. Admiral Lahti has rejected this course of action and has vowed to avenge the stolen honour of the Nasanian Imperial Navy. A junior air marshal, whose name shall remain classified, is recommending an "air campaign against the dastardly pirate menace!" Prime Minister Rami Kosonen on the other hand is recommending the government pursue international help and has decided to petition the international community for aid against the mighty Pirate armada!
One thin' be fer certain though, 'tis year be th' year 'o th' scurvy pirate. Yarr!
Moko Kanegawa,
Editor in Chief of the Polemical Bureau, Nasanian News Agency.