Capitalism Explained

I must admit, the only one I really don't understand the humor of is that of New Zealandian capitalism. What's the joke there?
 
Democratic Donkeys:
This has been around at least since I was in High School a decade ago. It's not very funny or accurate. Have a nice day. :)
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^ Lore must agree with this statement. Especially because it's not even focused around "Capitalism", and more had to do with culture, you can't really claim that Chinese Maoist is either Capitalist or Communist. But either way the jokes are old and stale.
 
China follows a Dengist not a Maoist system though, Lore, which is pretty much socialised capitalism. :P
 
Nierr:
China follows a Dengist not a Maoist system though, Lore, which is pretty much socialised capitalism. :P
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Eh there is still traces of the original Maoism, Dengism incorporate part of it. But in practice the PCR has largely gone the way of Stalinist Russia, more particularly Trotsky's claim of Stalinist Russia being a Degenerated Worker's State.
 
Syrixia:
I must admit, the only one I really don't understand the humor of is that of New Zealandian capitalism. What's the joke there?
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Let me explain New Zealandian Capitalism with an unrelated joke:


Q: After the Faulkland Islands War, what were all those sheep doing on British Navy ships?

A: War Brides. :P




Here's my personal Capitalism Joke:

Q: What's the difference between Capitalism and Communism?

A: Capitalism is where one man exploits another for his benefit. In Communism, it is the other way around.
 
David Land said it best.

Capitalism: "With gold I shall acquire all the laborers."

Communism: "With laborers I shall acquire all the gold."
 
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