SillyString's Destination Relaxation Embassy Suites

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SillyString Embassy Policy
Drafted by Mr. Nahuel Wayra, Bureaucrat Extraordinaire
Approved by majority vote of the String

SillyString will now be offering embassies to our valued friends and tourism partners, in the interest of promoting strong relationships and increased travel opportunities. Please make note of the following information when applying:

Locations

SillyString consists of three main districts, which are designed to cater to different kinds of vacationers. Nations may request embassies in any of these, though the amenities and associated costs will naturally vary.
  • Laule'a District: Located on the easternmost side of SillyString, Laule'a is perfect for the more reclusive traveler. Both incurve and outcurve rooms look out over an expansive ocean vista, and the district slumbers quietly at night. Local service is more upscale, and correspondingly more expensive. While water-based forms of travel remain the best way to reach other parts of the island, land-based forms such as walking, biking, or horse-drawn carriage hold less of a disadvantage in Laule'a.
  • Hau'oli District: To the west of SillyString is Hau'oli, the island's version of suburbia. It is residential and caters to families, with peaceful, sheltered coves for swimming. Water travel is the most efficient way to get around, and canoes, kayaks, and staffed gondolas are widely available. Services are more laid-back than in Laule'a, with correspondingly lower costs. Hau'oli contains SillyString's primary shipping dock, and near the center of its upper bulb lies the island's endpoint - a very popular tourist destination.
  • Maika'i District: In SillyString's southeastern quadrant is Maika'i, a bustling urban area teeming with small shops and kiosks. Nighttime is bright and cheerful, with bars and restaurants staying open into the wee hours of the morning to cater to a younger, more active crowd. Maika'i is significantly less expensive than the other two districts, and is a popular choice among travelers on a budget. Water travel is all but required to get around, and kayaks and canoes come standard with hotel rentals.
Rental Options

SillyString will endeavor to provide lodgings that fit any requested specifications, but we regretfully are unable to build custom buildings. All embassies will be located within existing hotels, and nations have the following options available:
  • Exclusive: Nations selecting exclusive embassies will have guaranteed and exclusive access to the entirety of their granted hotel, and may choose to open available rooms to travelers, or not, for whatever price they wish, at their discretion. Please note that nations who choose this option may pocket any profit gained from booking their rooms, though they will be responsible for paying the continued wages of the hotel's employed staff and any necessary upkeep costs. Should the embassy not generate sufficient funds, the nation may choose to convert it into a non-exclusive embassy or may remit a monthly payment to cover the missing income.
  • Non-Exclusive: Nations selecting non-exclusive embassies will have permanent access to a selection of rooms within a hotel, for which there will be a modest fee. This fee will be waved on a per-room basis as tourism from that nation reaches certain volume thresholds.

Application

Nations wishing to request an embassy should fill out the following application.

Code:
[b]Nation name:[/b]
[b]Head of State:[/b]
[b]Head of Government:[/b]
[b]Head of Foreign Affairs:[/b]
[b]Ambassador to SillyString[/b]:
[b]Interest in national tourism to SillyString:[/b]

[b]Desired embassy district:[/b]
[b]Desired embassy exclusivity:[/b]
[b]Number of rooms required for embassy staff:[/b]

[b]Other notes, preferences, questions, etc:
 
Nation name: Mcmasterdonia
Head of State: Queen Matilda II
Head of Government: None
Head of Foreign Affairs: richard narles
Ambassador to SillyString: Catherine Marigold
Interest in national tourism to SillyString: Very interested.

Desired embassy district: Maika'i District
Desired embassy exclusivity: Exclusive
Number of rooms required for embassy staff: 10

Other notes, preferences, questions, etc:
 
Nation name: The Commonwealth of Kialga-Lourti
Head of State: President William Snyders
Head of Government: President William Snyders
Head of Foreign Affairs: Minister Michael Talley
Ambassador to SillyString: Miss Grace Woods
Interest in national tourism to SillyString: Interested

Desired embassy district: Laule'a District
Desired embassy exclusivity: Exclusive
Number of rooms required for embassy staff: 5

Other notes, preferences, questions, etc:
 
Nation Name: The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno
Head of State: Kaspar Hauser
Head of Government: Kaspar Hauser
Head of Foreign Affairs: Phileas Fogg (Minister of Foreign Affairs)
Ambassador to SillyString: Mr. Browne
Interest in national tourism to SilliString: Yes, why not

Desired embassy district: Laule'a District
Desired embassy exclusivity: Non-Exclusive
Number of rooms required for embassy staff: 21

Other notes, preferences, question, etc: A little garden in front of the embassy and please don't spy us
 
Nation name: The Most Serene Republic of Kalti
Head of State: Premier Solveig Nightsong
Head of Government: Premier Solveig Nightsong
Head of Foreign Affairs: Minister Issac Laux
Ambassador to SillyString: Consul Alina
Interest in national tourism to SillyString: Yes

Desired embassy district: Hau'oli District
Desired embassy exclusivity: Exclusive
Number of rooms required for embassy staff: 15

Other notes, preferences, questions, etc: Ten Guardians of the State from the Kaltian Guardian Corps act as diplomatic security and protection. If you wish to compliment that with your own security, the Kaltian Estate [government] has no objection to that.
 
Nation name: The Andulan Union
Head of State: Director Dakara of the First Circle(de facto)
Head of Government: (see above)
Head of Foreign Affairs: Director Odina of the Second Circle
Ambassador to SillyString: Administrator Ala Solara of the Second Circle
Interest in national tourism to SillyString: Possibly but not in the immediate future

Desired embassy district: Maika'i or Hau'oli
Desired embassy exclusivity: Yes
Number of rooms required for embassy staff: ~20 (+25 more for visitors and representatives)

Other notes, preferences, questions, etc: Mind if we pay in a lump sum for each year and save a little.
 
(OOC: Apologies for the individual and slow responses; I am figuring out some of the details as I go. Note that I'm approximately pegging Bits of String to the US Dollar, since it is the currency I am most (read: only) familiar with.)

Kialga:
Nation name: The Commonwealth of Kialga-Lourti
Head of State: President William Snyders
Head of Government: President William Snyders
Head of Foreign Affairs: Minister Michael Talley
Ambassador to SillyString: Miss Grace Woods
Interest in national tourism to SillyString: Interested

Desired embassy district: Laule'a District
Desired embassy exclusivity: Exclusive
Number of rooms required for embassy staff: 5

Other notes, preferences, questions, etc:

Dear President Snyders and Minister Talley,

We are thrilled to accept Kialga-Lourti's bid for an embassy. As one of our closest neighbors and most enthusiastic tourist originations, Kialga-Lourti holds a special place in the hearts of all SillyStringies.

Your swanky new digs are located in the Tai Squiggle of Laule'a, which is a straight shot across the ocean to Kialga-Lourti's Cetus Administrative District. It has been dubbed Kotero in your honor.

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Should Miss Woods and her entourage wish to travel to SillyString by sea, please be aware that large ships are not permitted within 2 km of the island in order to avoid disrupting our aquatic ecosystem. Kotero staff will ensure adequate shuttleboat services from there.

SillyString is pleased to offer this location for a modest sum of fifteen million bits of string per annum, with payments of 1.25 million due monthly. Embassy staff additionally have the option as individuals to pay the monthly membership dues to local, regional, and national councils in order to hold voting rights in our referenda. Dues vary by council; current rates for your location are as follows:
  • Silly String: 200 bits of string per month
  • Laule'a Swirl: 1000 bits of string per month
  • Tai Squiggle: 300 bits of string per month
  • Aroha Loop: 100 bits of string per month
  • Pali Curve: 50 bits of string per month
With greatest pleasure,
Mr. Nahuel Wayra, Bureaucrat Extraordinaire
Approved by perfunctory vote of the String
 
OOC: This is going to be fun to figure out, converting 'Bits of String' to 'Kaltian Lira' to 'US Dollar'.
 
Nation name: Kingdom of Plembobria
Head of State: King Tozian I
Head of Government: Ivan Nelson
Head of Foreign Affairs: Patrice Hossam
Ambassador to SillyString: Charles McNarles (Don't make fun of him.)
Interest in national tourism to SillyString: High

Desired embassy district: Hau'oli District
Desired embassy exclusivity: Not much
Number of rooms required for embassy staff: 12

Other notes, preferences, questions, etc: How's your room service?
 
Nation name: The United States of New Sekai.
Head of State: Sens? Ky?ki.
Head of Government: Sens? Ky?ki.
Head of Foreign Affairs: Sens? Ky?ki.
Ambassador to SillyString: Sens? Ky?ki.
Interest in national tourism to SillyString: Yes.

Desired embassy district: Laule's District.
Desired embassy exclusivity: Exclusive.
Number of rooms required for embassy staff: 75 Rooms for embassy staff (Depend on the embassy staff?) (If that ok with you?)

Other notes, preferences, questions, etc: None.
 
Nation name: Kingdom Republic of Ceretis
Head of State: Harold Francis Callahan
Head of Government: Harold Francis Callahan
Head of Foreign Affairs: Secretary of State: Raymond Reddington
Ambassador to SillyString: Jared Durand
Interest in national tourism to SillyString: Yes, of course.

Desired embassy district: Maika'i District or Laule'a District
Desired embassy exclusivity: Exclusive
Number of rooms required for embassy staff: 10

Other notes, preferences, questions, etc: We invite your nation to open an embassy in Ceretis to strengthen diplomatic relations. Application
 
Nation name: The People's Republic of Zazumo
Head of State: Harriett Byron
Head of Government: Josiah Marshall
Head of Foreign Affairs: Karen Hugh
Ambassador to SillyString: Matthew Wilson
Interest in national tourism to SillyString: Our nation has a good tourism industry, we are always open to promoting tourism.

Desired embassy district: Any
Desired embassy exclusivity: Any
Number of rooms required for embassy staff: Any

Other notes, preferences, questions, etc:
N/A
 
Nation name: Dallicania
Head of State: King Isagani Makisig
Head of Government: Prime Minister Liwliwa Matares Makalaya
Head of Foreign Affairs: Luwalhati Lalasi Makalili
Ambassador to SillyString: Tala Agana Makaroy
Interest in national tourism to SillyString: As the only other Austronesian country, probably yes.

Desired embassy district: Laule'a District
Desired embassy exclusivity: Exclusive
Number of rooms required for embassy staff: 24
 
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