Romanoffia
Garde à l'eau!
I am formally announcing that I am not running for any office in the upcoming election. 
I have found that my duties ruling over and managing the Oligarchy consume too much of my time and being an elected official would diminish my ability to pull all of the strings behind the scenes. Alas, I am busy managing the election results before they even happen. I could tell you who you are all going to elect Delegate, but that would take all the fun out of things because I know who will be our next delegate already!
Disclaimer: This is pure sarcasm and not to be taken seriously. While I cannot affect election results by the force of my personal will, I can tell you who will be our next Delegate.
I have found that my duties ruling over and managing the Oligarchy consume too much of my time and being an elected official would diminish my ability to pull all of the strings behind the scenes. Alas, I am busy managing the election results before they even happen. I could tell you who you are all going to elect Delegate, but that would take all the fun out of things because I know who will be our next delegate already!
Disclaimer: This is pure sarcasm and not to be taken seriously. While I cannot affect election results by the force of my personal will, I can tell you who will be our next Delegate.
I think that just might break the Internet (or at least explode a few heads). 
