Theological underpinning:If prophets or those who divine by dreams appear among you and promise you omens or portents,
and the omens or the portents declared by them take place, and they say, "Let us follow other gods" (whom are made of cheese) "and let us serve them,"
you must not heed the words of those prophets or those who divine by dreams; for Flemingovia your God is testing you, to know whether you indeed love Flemingovia your God with all your heart and soul.
Flemingovia your God you shall follow, him alone you shall fear, his commandments you shall keep, his voice you shall obey, him you shall serve, and to him you shall hold fast.
But those prophets or those who divine by dreams shall be put on eternal Moderator Review for having spoken treason against Flemingovia your God--who brought you out of the land of silly gods and redeemed you from the house of Apostasy--to turn you from the way in which Flemingovia your God commanded you to walk. So you shall purge the evil from your midst.
If anyone secretly entices you--even if it is your nationstates co-conspirator, your favored IRCabal, your nationstates spouse, or your own nationstates Family, or the Professed phd holder you embrace, or your most intimate internet friend--saying, "Let us go worship other gods," whom neither you nor your ancestors have known,
any of the gods of the peoples that are around you, whether near you or far away from you, from one end of the Forums to the other,
You must not yield to or heed any such persons. Show them no pity or compassion and do not shield them.
But you shall surely banject them; your own hand shall be first against them to banject them, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
Pillory them across the Nationstates world for trying to turn you away from Flemingovia your God, who brought you out of the land of Silly Gods, out of the house of Apostasy.
Then all The North Pacific shall hear and be afraid, and never again do any such wickedness.
If you hear it said about one of the forums that Flemingovia your God is giving you to live in,
that scoundrels from among you have gone out and led the inhabitants of the forums astray, saying, "Let us go and worship other gods," whom you do not know,
then you shall inquire and make a thorough investigation. If the charge is established that such an abhorrent thing has been done among you,
you shall put the inhabitants of that forum to the Sword, utterly destroying it and everything in it--even putting its emoticons to the Sword
This is the Office of the Holy Inquisition of The North Pacific. If you wish to inform this most Holy endeavor of a forum member that secretly does hold heretical views against our Lord God Flemingovia, then please communicate your true feelings to the Inquisitor General, His Most Holy Democratic Donkeys, through Private Message. All instances of potential false beliefs will be investigated, and repentance of the heretics sought on behalf of Flemingovia, may he be Praised!