What if?

(idea stolen from Forum 7)

Simple game. Just post something that starts with "What if"

E.g. What if I started a new spam thread?

 

What if I was the first person to post in it?

 

What if i became bored

 

What if I entertain ya?

 

What if I never woke up?

 

What if ya never slept again?

 

What if this thread ends now?

 

What if you're right?

 

What if I farted?

 

What if I sharted?

 

What if I was a commie?

 

What if I were to kill all the commies?

 

What if that killed the thread?

 

What if it killed ya first?

 

What if there were better options than killing?

 

What if I become the president of a country?

 

What if I moved?

 

What if I didn't type?

 

What if you typed backwards?

 

What if you typed sideways?

 

What if I tried to do that and failed?

 

What if you tried to do that that and succeeded?

 

What if I typed about something else?

 

What if I typed 'bout someone else?

 

What if I didn't type about someone else?

 

What if i died

 

What if i didn't die?

 

What if the Earth is the second planet from the sun?

 

What if there was not a Sun?

 

What if the U.S. gets invaded?

 

What if we had world peace?

 

What if you were God?

 

What if Jurassic Park were real?

 

What if it was not?