Tim for Chairm *cough* Delegate

Tim

Tim

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A Statement from the Chair of the Glorious Northern Regressive Defender Revolution​


The Glorious Revolutionary Peoples Cadres have spoken.

After accepting my nomination, I have thought for a long time regarding my platform. Now that I have thought, I shall present it to the people of the Revolution

A Vote for Tim is a Vote for Regression.


Elimination of this "Democracy"
After close inspection, this "Democracy" that The North Pacific has is simply a sham. What kind of Democracy is accomplished if not everyone may vote! I represent the will of *all* the people, not just these oligarchy princes of the forum. This "Democracy" must be eliminated for the glorious Revolution to be upheld in all its principles. Long Live the Workers Revolution.


Thinning of the Flock
It has befallen the opinions of the Regressive Party that the sheeple have gone on too long under this false flag of "Progress". Only through Regression can we achieve glory, and so we must regress to a more humble time. The Regressive Party advocates for the use of the Delegate's Controls, as granted upon them by the people, to thin down the flock of the "Progressive" sheeple. The Oligarch Princes who held the workers in these harsh chains of bondage will be removed with the greatest speed, as will their blind and lost supporters. They shall be taken to special cadres in which they shall be taught the revolution and its glorious principles. Only through forced re-education and re-industrialization can we advance into the Golden Age of The Worker's State of The North Pacific.

Neutralization of the Non-Believers
Even the most glorious of Revolutions have their dissenters and their naysayers. These advocates of "Progress" lead the flocks of sheeple to their demise. This must go on no more, and these "Shepherds" must be neutralized in the most effective manner. The Regressive Party believes that the only way to Progress is to Regress, therefore requiring the brisk elimination of these so called "Progressives". We must eliminate those who will spend their waking moments opposing the emancipation of the common workers.

All shall be Equal
Under the Regressive Regime, all classes shall be equal. Non-Voting Citizens, Former Citizens, RA Members, and even Attorney Generals shall all be judged the same. There will be no more oligarchy, or aristocracy. The only class shall be the one of Regression, where all are treated the same and are taxed the same. Together we will move into a future in which we can spread the platform of Regression into the greater world of NS. The Oligarchy shall be dismantled, and the workers cadres shall rise up to claim their rightful bread. Guided by the steady hand of Chairman Tim Stark, The North Pacific shall re-forge its true symbols and rise into the new age.

Forceful Regression
Regression Patriots such as Flemingovia and Comrade Mallorea and Riva have already shown the inherent flaws within the system of this forsaken land. Positive Changes such as the Flemingovian Constitution are shot down by the aristocratic air gangsters, clutching onto their last scraps of false power. No more, however! Regression shall be achieved through any means possible, including extra-legal means. The Regressive Party hopes that patriots such as God Flemingovia will embrace this new extra-legal method. Furthermore, The Regression believes that only by joining with our Comrades in the Founderless Regions Alliance will we find true emancipation from the imperialist pigdogs.

Aspiration of the Revolutionaries
If elected, I shall aspire for us to all to be like Comrade Mallorea, Comrade Flemingovia, Comrade Milograd, and Comrade JAL. Their dreams were vital and crucial to the emancipation of the workers armies; uniting together against a common enemy known as the Oligarchy. We shall take the examples of the PRL, the SPSR, the NPO, and other glorious Worker's Republics. Together their ideas will be forged together into the armor that will protect the North Pacifican workers from the oppressive Aristocrats


Thank You.
Please Vote.
 
Shows of Support and Questions about the Revolution are both welcomed and encouraged.
 
What would you say to an accusation that you merely intend to set up a personal fief under your absolute control, and advance yourself through the patronage of cronies in exchange for favors?
 
Eluvatar:
What would you say to an accusation that you merely intend to set up a personal fief under your absolute control, and advance yourself through the patronage of cronies in exchange for favors?
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Such accusations are surely to come from the same oligarchs from whom I wish to emancipate this great state. Such accusations are unfounded, and are mere slanderous remarks made in an attempt to prevent the workers from being free. They will find they are false, and that their aristocracy will continue to fall into the abyss of ruin. What greed and privilege have built up in this great bastion, the indignation of a pious spirit, with his natural following of oppressed souls, will cast down with a single shove. There shall be no cronies or favours, nor will this be a fief. The Workers State of The North Pacific will be run by the Workers for the Workers. Only through emancipation will this be possible.
 
Eluvatar:
Some people say that the above was an example of Blatant Lies. What would you say to these people?
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Comrade Eluvatar, the Revolution appreciates your use of a Trope. Tropes have been found to be a proud supporter of revolutionary ideals, and I am happy to see that you are embracing your emancipation in the use of them. However, this use of Trope is sorely mistaken. There is no blatant lie here aside from the one spun by the Aristocracy. Those who are opposed to the idea of the worker's state are those who currently cling to their false authority and power. They shall be dispatched, for the glory of the Revolution. There will be no fief, aside from the false one drawn up by the oligarchy; from their scum and their shadows.
 
Shows of Support for the Revolution

[07:16:47] <@r3n> you'd have mine tim but I can't vote

[08:07:25] <@Tim> .decide Tim|McMasterdonia
[08:07:26] <+FriarTuck> Tim: Tim
 
Dear Leader Tim Jong Un!

Would "Neutralization of the Non-Believers" include feeding them to a pack of hungry hunting dogs or merely hosing them down with a solution of equal parts by weight of water and bicarbonate of soda?
 
Romanoffia:
Dear Leader Tim Jong Un!

Would "Neutralization of the Non-Believers" include feeding them to a pack of hungry hunting dogs or merely hosing them down with a solution of equal parts by weight of water and bicarbonate of soda?
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Esteemed Comrade Romanoffia!

"Neutralization of the Non-Believers" does not include feeding them to a pack of hungry hunting dogs. Those dogs are kept well fed and prepared for the purposes of protecting our borders from Foreign Interlopers, such as the UIAF or the UDL. TNP for TNP, I say! Those who do not agree with be hosed down with a solution of equal parts by weight of water and bicarbonate of soda. This hosing will continue until they become believers, or they have crystallized into a salt sculpture which will then be displayed in the Hall of Dissenters.
 
[20:44:50] <+Romanoffia> Tim Jong Il is actually funnier than Pol Potsaama!!

Comrade Romanoffia praises the Glorious Chairman's humour.
All Hail.
 
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