bE THE lAST pOSTER TO bE THE wINRAR

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Fili:
Yeah, I thought about storing it in my wardrobe, but it doesn't fit there.
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What about in the laundry?

Or maybe if you have a shed in your backyard? But then it's more likely to be stolen then...
 
Katyarda:
Luckily I have guns that I was supposed to use to take out Cass and I stole them from Crom, hope they won't mind.

OH @Fili, I'M COMING FOR YOU!
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Oh, you’re going after Cass, mhm? It’ll be tough, I can tell you that. While certainly, she’s a tad vulnerable to any form of injury, whether you can land a hit is…tricky. She’s fully equipped with the latest in Vickersian technology, be it active camouflage or that weird “riskrunner” arc submachine she just developed, agile physique aside.
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Besides, Cassie here’s no stranger to repossessing weapons, and I myself have opened up my armoury solely for her personal use. Though watching her attempting to spoof the biometric scanner is entertaining.

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Still, I wholeheartedly authorise the use of my weapons by you against her. At most, it’ll just be a fun little combat break for her, and a chance to figure out how to revive dead corpses.
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“What? You thought you stood a chance? How cute!”

Anyway, in the incredibly unlikely event you do somehow overpower her, just tie her unconscious body to some outdoor piping or something in London, and I’ll come by and pick her up. Until then, may the stars have mercy on your poor soul.

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Yes folks, this is the actual Cromwell(NBU), posting on this thread for the first time. Cass seems to really like this thread a lot, saying it’s “full of lovable nerdy dum-dums” , and I thought I’ll try my hand at making a post.
 
A27M Cromwell (NBU):
Oh, you’re going after Cass, mhm? It’ll be tough, I can tell you that. While certainly, she’s a tad vulnerable to any form of injury, whether you can land a hit is…tricky. She’s fully equipped with the latest in Vickersian technology, be it active camouflage or that weird “riskrunner” arc submachine she just developed, agile physique aside.
ED968-BC8-0-D56-45-BD-A253-2-FB083-B79-CD4.jpg

Besides, Cassie here’s no stranger to repossessing weapons, and I myself have opened up my armoury solely for her personal use. Though watching her attempting to spoof the biometric scanner is entertaining.

C0012-A06-F1-FA-43-BA-91-AC-E46-DE06-A402-F.jpg

Still, I wholeheartedly authorise the use of my weapons by you against her. At most, it’ll just be a fun little combat break for her, and a chance to figure out how to revive dead corpses.
9-DA926-B8-4249-4-E77-BA3-B-175-FDFB0-BEF0.jpg

“What? You thought you stood a chance? How cute!”

Anyway, in the incredibly unlikely event you do somehow overpower her, just tie her unconscious body to some outdoor piping or something in London, and I’ll come by and pick her up. Until then, may the stars have mercy on your poor soul.

8-E7-B53-FA-6-E68-40-D5-AB4-F-0-DF43-B90-C7-E5.jpg

Yes folks, this is the actual Cromwell(NBU), posting on this thread for the first time. Cass seems to really like this thread a lot, saying it’s “full of lovable nerdy dum-dums” , and I thought I’ll try my hand at making a post.
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Longest post I've seen in this thread. Congratulations.
 
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