The Greater Party

The Greater Party is in favor of the following:

1: Aborting people that support abortion.
2: Sentencing people to death that support the death sentence.
3: Abolishing the welfare state.
4: Crowning McMasterdonia as the one true supreme overlord of the North Pacific.
5: Renaming the North Pacific to the Greater Pacific.
6: Flat taxes.
7: Feasting on the souls of smaller regions.
8: Assassinating Kim Jon-un.
9: Invading Arcadiom.
10: Feeding the homeless... To the homeless!
11: We will not tolerate intolerance. Intolerant people will be shot on sight.
12: Everyday a baby shall be slaughtered on live television for entertainment.

Join the Greater Party today!

Members:

~Infuschein
~Olvern
~You?

seems legit.

wow
such politics
much platform
i join

Infuschein:

The Greater Party is in favor of the following:

1: Aborting people that support abortion.
2: Sentencing people to death that support the death sentence.
3: Abolishing the welfare state.
4: Crowning McMasterdonia as the one true supreme overlord of the North Pacific.
5: Renaming the North Pacific to the Greater Pacific.
6: Flat taxes.
7: Feasting on the souls of smaller regions.
8: Assassinating Kim Jon-un.
9: Invading Arcadiom.

Join the Greater Party today!

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Assassinating Kim Jon-un, thats a funny one

Olvern:

wow
such politics
much platform
i join

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yay

mcmasterdonia:

seems legit.

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2legit2quit.

Have to add to the list:

10. We will not tolerate intolerance. Intolerant people will be shot on sight.

11. Tolerant people will not be tolerated. See #10.

12. Death penalty for parking and traffic tickets for the sake of population control.

Romanoffia:

Have to add to the list:

10. We will not tolerate intolerance. Intolerant people will be shot on sight.

11. Tolerant people will not be tolerated. See #10.

12. Death penalty for parking and traffic tickets for the sake of population control.

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Oh come on, we're not that crazy.

I like the first one, though.

Romanoffia:

12. Death penalty for parking and traffic tickets for the sake of population control.

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Oh funzies.

This Party no longer lives and has been buried with dignity in the archives.