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The Monarchy

Monarch: King Edward
Queen-Consort: Queen Clarissa
Prince of Wales: Prince John




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HM Government

Prime Minister: Peter Phillips
Deputy Prime Minister: Windsor
The Home Secretary: British Orange
The Foreign Secretary: Windsor
The Culture Secretary: Sir Ardboe Eire
The Defence Secretary: Lord Oldenburg




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The Supreme Court


Lord Chief Justice: William Kudrow

Lord Associate Justice: Sophistry

Lord Associate Justice: Christopher Bishop




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The House of Lords


Lord Speaker of the House of Lords: Lord Oldenburg

The Marqess of Pembroke, Sir Ardboe Eire
The Earl of Devon, Daniel
Earl of Halifax, Clayton
Baron Oldenburg, Lord Oldenburg
Baron Langley, Edmung of Langley





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The House of Commons


The Hon. Speaker: Dwayne Maximus Miami

Southern England: Klaus Mikaelson
London: Albert
North England: Cameron M.
Midlands: Chefdevergue
Wales: Dwayne Maximus M.
Scotland: Peter Phillips
North Ireland: Windsor

Majority: SDLP
HM Loyal Opposition: BIF



Thanks for your service!


The citizens of British Isles have bid His Lordship, Honourable Windsor, for being their Election Commissioner for 6 months. His Lordship took up the roll earlier in November after being appointed by The Queen Mother, Queen Georgiana during her reign. He said he resigned to further his experience in the region by going into the ''political hemisphere'' of British Isles. His Lordship thanked those who had assisted him and wishes the best to his successor.



Woo Hoo! Where are you?

Former Prime Minister Matthias von Richtofen has been removed from office after reportedly going ''missing.'' Taking his place is Former Prime Minister Peter Phillips. Mr. Phillips said that he will be running a ''tighter ship'' this term to ensure that British Isles does not go into a pit. During his appointment speech, he apologised to the citizens for Matthias' lack of leadership and said that he will ensure that his cabinet do everything they can to make up for the time loss.

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*Queen Clarissa looks under the bed for Matthias.*



A new Prince of Wales!

Citizens of British Isles and Foreign friends are celebrating the investiture of the Prince of Wales! His Majesty King Edward invested St. John Montclaire as the new Prince of Wales of British Isles and heir to the British throne. St. John Montclaire was a former Prime Minister of British Isles. He served 3 months as Prime Minister then was appointed to the House of Lords where he boasted the title of Duke of Norfolk. Apart of the celebration, Prince John will be going on a Royal Tour along with his royal entourage to different embassies of British Isles.



British Isles goes to the polls!

Three out of 7 members of Parliament were removed due to their inactivity. Hence, three by-election occurred for the seats of Southern England, London and Northern Ireland. For the seats of Southern England and Northern Ireland; Klaus Mikaelson, Albert and Windsor. Albert received 4 votes, Klaus Mikaelson received 5 and Windsor received 9. For the London seat,…



A Lordly Controversy

The Supreme Court is hiding in fear as protesters bombard the Supreme Court. Citizen Mark Black lodged an Inquiry which says that Windsor should have resigned his titles before running for the House of Commons. The constitution states that a lord should resign his lordship before running. We had an opportunity to speak with Windsor and this is what he had to say, '' I am very disappointed that I have worked by behind off for a year in this region and the titles I have received as a gratitude has been removed. There is a very long line of precedence where Lords who enters politics did not have to resign his titles. So I feel targeted.''
Other Lords of British Isles along with Prince John are in support of Windsor. Days after this controversy, The Court issued the statement declaring Windsor illegally elected and thus created another by-election for the Norther Ireland seat.



SDLP's 9 months of victory causing another Controversy

Members of the opposition party and other parties are broadcasting that the SDLP have been the majority party far too long. The Party originally created by Sir Thomas Insaniac has held the Majority for nine months. The opposition has said that the SDLP has said that they are working with each other but yet they are working against each other. Candidate for the House of Common's seat for London said in his campaigning that, ''We need a people who work together not against each other. New People = New Ideas!''

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*Secretary Joakim Oldenburg, Prime Minister Peter Phillips-Windsor and Deputy Prime Minister Nicholas Windsor, waving at recent Party Conference.*



Cabinet Reshuffle

Prime Minister Peter Phillips had the challenge of shuffling his cabinet all about. During this shuffle, Former Deputy Prime Minister Cameron M. Saxony and Former Home Secretary Dwayne Maximus Miami were kicked out of office. Filling these spots is The New Deputy Prime Minister Honourable Windsor and new Home Secretary British Orange.



Two British States at Odds

The British Isles and The United Kingdom are at odds. BI & UK has a long history of falling outs but this may be the last. About a month or two ago, Reigning King of The United Kingdom Alexander came into British Isles as a ''Christian'' spreading the gospel for a small church in British Isles. Well Alexander let the gospel go and started cursing and insulting citizens of the region. His Ambassadorship was revoked by Former Foreign Secretary, Kingborough. In order to bring peace between the two states, The Prince of UK along with their Prime Minister and Foreign Secretary came to BI to meet Prince John, Nicholas Windsor and Joakim Oldenburg in a Peace Conference. The Confrence went well but neither of the two states budged to show niceness.

Foreign Secretary Windsor, added The United Kingdom on the British Isles Prince of Wales Tour. 2 days before the visit to the UK, King Alexander contacted Prince John in order to tell him what is what. Alexander started to throw his insult bombs after Prince John who did not take it lightly. That resulted in an open Royal Brawl between the two royalties. After Foreign Secretary Windsor heard of the brawl between the two royals, he went over to UK in order to drop some huge F Bombs before cutting ties between the two regions and told the citizens that all communication with that region will be deceased.


 
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