The Official Joke of The North Pacific

OK, I heard a joke tonight that made me think of the history of The North Pacific in game terms. And, in keeping with tradition, it's a Pirate joke:


On a pirate ship, the lookout in the crow's nest says, "One enemy ship on the horizon!"

The captain of the ship says, "Quick, bring me my red shirt so that if I am wounded, my men won't see the blood and they will fight on!"

Then the lookout yells, "Ten enemy ships on the horizon!"

And the captain says, "Quick! Bring me my brown pants!"

XD

Well, it's better than this one:

"Hey did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated arrrrrrrr".