The Official Joke of The North Pacific

[Romanoffia]

OK, I heard a joke tonight that made me think of the history of The North Pacific in game terms. And, in keeping with tradition, it's a Pirate joke:


On a pirate ship, the lookout in the crow's nest says, "One enemy ship on the horizon!"

The captain of the ship says, "Quick, bring me my red shirt so that if I am wounded, my men won't see the blood and they will fight on!"

Then the lookout yells, "Ten enemy ships on the horizon!"

And the captain says, "Quick! Bring me my brown pants!"

 

[mcmasterdonia]

XD

 

[Romanoffia]

Well, it's better than this one:

"Hey did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated arrrrrrrr".