ARCHIVED: Putting Everyone on trial!!!!!!!!!!

[Spudd]

The Spudd Empire is taking everyone in NS to court in absentia for not paying your parking tickets. Good luck NS

 

[Gracius Maximus]

The Minister steps up to his car and removes the parking ticket from his windshield.

Without a second glance, he tosses it to the ground, gets in and drives away.

 

[Romanoffia]

Roman rides up on his horse, gives a puzzled look and says, "what car?"

 

[Scarpanto]

Scarpanto uses the ticket to make a "cigarette" with a distinct aroma.

 

[mcmasterdonia]

[me] shrugs as he's been using his Mum's car and she will end up in court for the parking fines and not him.

 

[Great Bights Mum]

The HELL she will! It's coming off of your hide, mister.

 

[Ash]

Ash walks up in sandals. "What's going on, man?" Shares the "cigarette" with Scarpanto.

 

[Romanoffia]

Roman's horse proceeds to eat all the tickets thrown on the ground. 36 hours later, the horse craps an entire traffic cop.

 

[mcmasterdonia]

The HELL she will! It's coming off of your hide, mister.

Yes Mum

 

[Romanoffia]

For sale now in the TNP Duty Free Gift Shop: GMB Brand McMasterdonia Skin Wallets and Shoes!

 

[Lord Byron]

[me] has outlawed parking.

 

[Romanoffia]

Romanoffia has outlawed laws that outlaw unlawful parking. Think about it.

 

[IndieGirl]

[me]refuses to recognize the authority to even write her a ticket. She tears up the summons and throws it in the face of the process server.

 

[Merconitonitopia]

King Infuschein outlaws parking tickets.

 

[Romanoffia]

I plead "Not Guilty"!

I didn't do it, you didn't see me do it, and you can't prove that I did it!

 

[King Pyter]

King Pyter tears the ticket in half and shouts "diplomatic immunity bi%#" before driving off at dangerous speeds.

 

[Stovilium]

Stelio Kontos, after finishing his latest music track, has to now meet the public over 'parking ticket scandal.' after his ban on cars the media had discovered that not only had their president retained his collection of automobiles paid for by taxes, he had collected tens of thousands of credits in parking tickets. However the public seem far too distracted with this after he had given them a minor tax break, from 100% down to 99.98%, and so he might be able to retain his seat as president.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Stovilium should face justice for harboring heretical views about how un-awesome Terminator 3 and 4 are.

 

[Ash]

Let's put Stovilium on trial!! Justice Romanoffia presiding over the kangaroo court

 

[Stovilium]

I'll go to court, however in my defense Terminator 3 and 4 are terrible! *Takes seat*

 

[Merconitonitopia]

I agree - especially 4. Ugh, that movie was horrible. 2 was really good though, more so than the original in my opinion.

 

[mcmasterdonia]

I got a parking fine today 30 dollars.

 

[Stovilium]

T2 is by far my favorite film of all time (you may have guessed via my avatar)